Kaizer

A stupid fucking transgender egg who refuses to hatch

Friend: I just saw Kaizer in the park
Me: Where? That's one more egg to add to my transgender easter basket

by wankerminer April 16, 2025

Kaine Marked

when your Life becomes a Cursed Blessing

Dude, Im so Kaine Marked.

by Stone Montana May 6, 2025

Kaiserschmarrn

one huge destroyed pancake

do you like kaiserschmarrn with or without raisins better?

kaiserschmarrn with apple sauce?

by celestethebest11 June 22, 2025

Kaisered

When you remove all the cards from a deck that are not required for kaiser

I kaisered the deck. We can play kaiser now

by Ps$ October 11, 2025

kumquat kaiser

A shitsprayed, tiny featured, tactless assfruit head of state with a facial cloaca. About as likely to keep the American people safe as Wilhelm the Second did in Germany, by precipitating World War III through incompetence via some reach around backdoor deal.

All hail the kumquat kaiser, listen carefully for his words can barely escape his tiny mouth and will damn all to oblivion

by atwatofgingers February 14, 2017

Dakota Kaiser

cutest fucker on the planet. suuuper great boyfriend. very good at kissing and cuddling. very smol and adorable. super good at cooking with impeccable music taste.

friend: who’s that

me: oh that’s my boyfriend Dakota Kaiser

by lovie:) June 12, 2018

Cj Kaiser

A CUNT

CJ KAISER IS A CUNT

by DJ Nikki tots December 9, 2018