Battling the brown juggernaut

To defecate. Usually done in a fashion in which one must brace (his/her)self during the waves of discomfort that come over them while defecating. Other symptoms include: contortion of the face, gritting of the teeth, perspiration, quiet grunting, and/or clenching of the fists (if not grabbing on to the nearest sturdy structure).

Also: Battle the brown juggernaut, Doing battle with the brown juggernaut

Person in stall 1: "Excuse me sir/miss, you seem to be struggling extensively over there... Do you need medical attention?"

Person in stall 2: (through gritted teeth, hands pressed against stall walls) "Grr... No...I'm just battling the brown juggernaut...uggghh... I might be here for a while, check on me in 10 minutes..."

by slingerstinger6 September 18, 2008

juggle-worthy

A woman deemed fit to take into a prostitution ring, or one's "game" of dating several women at one time.

"Dag yo! That biotch is straight up juggle-worthy!"

by L4NCE-ROM4NCE March 27, 2008

Juggle my shit

Adj. describing the demands of a customer for a supplier to perform extrodinary amounts of extra, usually useless work, when the supplier is already struggling to meet delivery usually to the detriment of workers who have no control over the situation and to the complete ignorance of those who created or can control the situation

I just got off the phone with HP, since our supplier didn't deliver we have to work nights and weekends to meet schedule. The program director requested that I "juggle my shit" while giving daily updates to APAC at 10 pm.

by Flacido Domingo December 18, 2008

juggle jerking

switching hands often during masturbation sometimes making gestures with the free hand

sometimes my right hand gets tired so I have to start juggle jerking to keep things going

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows October 1, 2014

Juggerlog

A poop of asshole stretching proportions.

I got home from school yesterday and dropped a juggerlog.

by Jacx2000 May 27, 2016

Jugglepup

A Jugglepup is a person who identifies as a lesbian and despised heterosexuals and they don’t even hesitate to accuse others mainly bisexual people homophobic. They seem to possess unconscious Biphobic tendencies.

Stop being such a jugglepup towards them, they aren’t even straight.

by Maricone August 30, 2020

Juggerburg

Mark Zuckerberg but with really big boobs

Omg bro did you see Juggerburg?!
No, who’s that?
Mark Zuckerberg duh, he just has big jugs!

by Gizzynatior November 17, 2021