Jonathan

Your average crackhead

Me-are you high
Jonathan-am I what

Me-high
Jonathan-hello

by Bagelore September 02, 2019

Jonathan

A virgin who use too much callouts in the most casual af games instead of competitive games

Jonathan playing Pummel Party: He's on the left. He's south west heading south. Check those corners. RPG 12 o'clock! Take cover! Watch my Six. I'm hit i need urgent surgical. Bravo Six going dark.
Jonathan on Escape from Tarkov:......

by Smeer Felatio September 18, 2020

Jonathan

Jonathan- the biggest maleslut there is.

WOW he just pulled off a freaking Jonathan on his girlfriend!

by 6_Dana1703_ May 14, 2020

Jonathan

Just a cringe dude

Jontian:Suh dude, squiiiiiirt, vape nation, dab edition, etc

Guy: Why is he so cringe?

Some other guy: His name is Jonathan

The first guy again: Oh, is see

by Lets go3443 December 13, 2016

Jonathan

Just straight up gay

Jonathan is Jonathan

by Defiantly Not Jonathan November 06, 2020

Jonathan

Probably a fag, but his moms hot.

Me:"Hey have you seen Jonathan's mom"
Other: "Yea she's hot"

by SandwichMaker5000 March 21, 2019

Jonathan

Jonathan is the most homosexual man you will ever meet, he will act straight but he is actually a homosexual. He is also into BDSM and likes to have sex with transgenders without tits

Omg Jonathan is so gay

by Not president April 25, 2020