Jonas Brothers

1. Epitome of FAIL and worse.
2. Useless pieces of shit that fangirls love to eat
3. Something about the worst music in the world aka wannabes.
4. JonASS BLOWERS
5. definition of GAY

Jonas Brothers free time.

Jonas #1: *wiggling his naked ass* C'mon Nick! Harder!
Jonas #2: Okidoki! *shoves his sausage into ass* Oh!*moans*
Jonas #3: Don't forget me! *jacks off*

by pizzamanilla January 24, 2010

Jonas Brothers

A terrible excuse for a pop band; A group of teenage guys that sing like they're just now going through puberty. Middle school and elementary school girls are ordinarily obsessed with them. Few high school girls are, but they're just wierd asses. Some people believe them to be gay, which it wouldn't be surprising if they did in fact suck eachother's dicks every night.

8 year old girl: OMG THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE SOO HOTT!

16 year old girl: OMG I KNOW I LOVE THEM I WOULD LIKE LICK THEIR ENTIRE BODIES!

Group of random people: What the fuck? Wierd ass.

by lissagetscrunkk October 28, 2009

Jonas Brothers

A boy band that plays music nobody cares for. Girls love them, but pretend to like their music so they can win a chance to meet them. The singer, Joe Jonas, tries to be like Mick Jagger from the Rolling Stones.

Billy: What is your favorite band?

Katherine: The Jonas Brothers! They're so hot!

by PartyGoomba July 11, 2009

jonas brothers

the act of dropping the soap in prison on purpose.
the act of writing bad songs
listening to them may cuz: explosive diaria blood coming out of your ears suicide and even massive amounts of radiation for some reason???

nick jonas: drops the soap in prison''oops!! i droped the soooaaap!!!! totaly by accident!! im just going to go BEND over and go pick it up sloooowwllyy....."

prisioner1: pssshhh ur so gay i wouldnt wanna fuck if u were the last guy in the shower u stupid gay peice of shit!!"
nick jonas:come on man do you know how long i have been in here
prisoner1:its been 2 weeks ok fuck off or ill fuck u up
nick-really!!!!!!
prisoner1-NO
nick-this is my 2nd guess sos this is my 2nd geuss sos
Prisioner1-hhmmm those stupid ass lyrics can suck my dick dude ok there the last thing that humanity will her u stupid fuck!!!!!!

nick-jeez guys im so fukkin bored on writing these stupid ass songs.

joe-i totally agree man...
nick-...
kevin-...
joe- oh i know lets have a threesome!!!!
Nick-fuck YEEEAAAHHH!!!!
kevin-yeah!!!!
(three long gay hours later with the jonas brothers)
nick- ooohh lets make a song called S.O.S cuz i think my condom broke.
kevin-now we should make a song called paranoid cuz idk if im gonna be preganant

joe-YEEEAAHHH!!!
(3 hours later with stupid ass songs getting made up and the 1st time they played the END OF EVERYONES HEARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

by dropping the soap on purpose August 10, 2009

Jonas Brothers

The biggest cock-lickers on the face of this planet. They have no talent whatsoever, and they're lack of talent just makes them ten times gayer. They're fucking stupid and no, they did not save your life. Their lyrics suck so much ass that its turning brown.

Someone: Did you know one of the Jonas Brothers has diabetes?
Me: Good, I hope he dies from it.

by kaybuttttttt January 9, 2009

Jonathan Wayne Bartlett

Jonathan Wayne Bartlett is the savior of the American way. NO, not the Right wing SadoMasochistic dream of Theocratic dominance over Muslims, no, that illusive dream that will see itself risen over the deceptive frauds of all partisan ideology. That Idea.

When Jonathan Wayne Bartlett lost a leg in Iraq, he defiantly screamed, "TAKE EM BOTH, I DONT NEED EM", to which they promply took his left leg above the knee...

by TheTyrant December 5, 2011

Jonathan

he is a sweet, dorky, cute boy that has dumb boy logic. he is very good with direction and he’s freakin tall. he treats all girls with the most respect and is NOT a simp. he does not have any problem with saying what he thinks is right and cares for everyone. he is overly confident but still very humble about himself even though. who is also a meanie weanie but still one of the sweetest guys of all time.

girl: omfg jonathan is literally the most wholesome and cutest boy ever.

girl: I LOVE THAT SM

by chanie94 June 8, 2020