Jerking and Twerking

To masturbate to Miley Cirus.

Is it bad that I was jerking and twerking last night?

by DanTe January 19, 2015

Jervin

1. The act of being nervous.

2. A state of anxiety

Yo, his girl is lookin through his phone right now. Homie is straight jervin!

“I’m gonna fail this test, I’m jervin hard right now”

by Treeli September 6, 2018

Jerrie

The ship that wee stannnnn hunnniiii🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🤍❤️💖🤍❤️💖🤍❤️💖🤍❤️💖🦋🦋✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

Jerrie is beautiful

by Jerrie ones December 22, 2020

Vart Jarring Elves

An organism that lives on liquified varts by jarring them and drinking them. These creatures are invisible and extremely small. I like them with ketchup and mayonnaise. This is often used as an insult.

I ate a Vart Jarring Elves and it was delicious, though it smelled like crusty vagina.

by Tammy McShammerson May 1, 2010

piss jerking

The act of masturbating your flacid penis while urinating. Normaly to amuse and or upset various members of a congregation.

Ex. I enjoy pissjerking in the backyard at cookout, its a great conversation starter

Steve- sure is a great day to be hiking, hang on steve im gona take a leak
Tom- ok ... Jesus christ what the fuck are you jerking your cock for, your getting piss everywhere.
Steve- o sorry i just like to pissjerk once in a while
Tom- o thats sounds like fun, im gona drink all this water so i can start my piss jerking career

by piss jerking October 14, 2014

Jerking Off

The act of consuming a delicious beef jerky snack.

My mom asked "How do you eat that stuff"? after she caught me jerking off last night.

by Pirate Suite January 20, 2008

dream jerkin

the ability to close your eyes and envision the girl/object that you'd like to fuck while jerkin your stuff at the same time.

Man I had THE best dream jerkin sesh today. Sometimes I truly amaze myself when it comes to multi-tasking.

by feces2 January 27, 2008