Panda-Jerk

1. Describes a Female Panda who does not want to give birth exactly when the Channel 4 News Team needs it too.

2. A person who pours and serves Pandas.

3. A person of large stature who has committed any sort of social fo-pa.

"You're ruining my segment, . . . Panda-Jerk!"

"That fat guy just spit in the buffet! Panda-Jerk!"

by Conrad Asshat December 20, 2008

Jerk Indie

A genre of music that is pretentious, art-focused indie rock. Fans of jerk indie usually include hipsters and art school students with black rimmed glasses.

modest mouse, sonic youth and hey manna! are jerk indie.

by Andrew Hemans January 14, 2008

Jerk Bomb

A random thought that comes into your head during masturbation of sexual or of non-sexual nature that totally kills your hard-on or prevents ejaculation.

I was jerking off to internet porn and an image of my mom popped into my head and jerk bombed me.

by Beef Swellington January 27, 2009

national jerk off your homies day

on april 13, it's your time to jerk off your homies. 🍆✊🏿💦

grab dick of homie and go ham "yeah bro it's national jerk off your homies day"

by hahahimgay May 25, 2018

Clout Jerk

1. When someone wants clout so they jerk you off, they want clout jerk

2. When someone jerks off the clout to get it (flexes their accomplishments)

fred is posting pictures with his "cool friends"

"Fred just wants that clout jerk"

by acough15 October 17, 2018

Jerkoff

someone who is a complete prick, but at the same time manages to be a loser and a flamer.

man, what a jerkoff he is.

by me March 12, 2003

jerkoff juice

Crude slang for liquid personal lubrication products such as Astroglide.

Nah, I spent the night in with a bottle of jerkoff juice.

by eslampiece December 20, 2006