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Jennifer Jareau

gay blonde obsessed with her non-official wife, Emily Prentiss
I'm exactly like Jennifer Jareau!
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jennifer tilly

Female actress, credited for her helium sounding voice and large breasts. She is part chinese and was actually born Jennifer Chan. She appeared in numerous films, usually as a seductress or gold digger. She also did the voice of Tiffany in the Bride/Seed of chucky films, and played herself in the latter. Also a good poker player.
by Coo Coo Canuck June 27, 2006
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jennifer marie

A woman who is cool as shit. Men want her and women want to be her. Highly educated and hard working. Favorite movies are likely to be Beetlejuice, Napoleon Dynamite, or Step Brothers. Loyal, caring, loving, and understanding, but doesn't take your bs; her heart and generous nature usually get her in trouble. Nice to a fault unless you do her dirty, then unrelenting savagery is what you may receive. Not to be confused with them hoes, she keeps your mind awake! Probably one of the funniest people you'll ever meet. Talented and a great friend. Find you a Jennifer today.
Jennifer Marie (noun) "That's Jennifer, coolest lady I know... but don't get on her bad side. "
by NoSirIDontLikeIt December 21, 2016
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Jennifer Time

The act of getting to your destination at your own pace, therefore never feeling like you are late or on time, you just get there when you get there. Jennifer Time usually ball parks arrival at 5-10 minutes late with no feelings of guilt being experienced by the offender. We just run on a more Universal clock. Most people on Jennifer Time will tend to be late unless it is something they are incredibly excited or serious about. Jennifer Timers will try to be to work on time, but, will be the ones to turn back towards home if they forgot something. They will also throw a curve ball at you and be early from time to time. Jennifer Time is a way of life, but when the Chips are down you can count on us to be there promptly.
I'm not late, I'm on Jennifer Time.
by So She Says July 1, 2019
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Jennifer

Seems sweet at first but ends up being the biggest bitch on this side of the universe. Only some can reach her sweet side.
Random Person: Damn Jennifer is sucha bitch
Boyfriend: Nah she's sucha sweetheart.
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Jennifer

A woman, and I use that lightly, who thinks she knows all. A woman who is very selfish. Someone who is not experienced at all in life. Someone who ruins people's lives. Someone who can't keep her legs closed. Someone who thinks about herself before the people she should be putting first. Someone who needs a deep clean on her bottom teeth. Someone who needs to learn better hygeine in the private part area. Someone who yells too much at anyone and everyone.
What is that sound, it sounds like a dying cat?

Oh that? That's Jennifer!

Oh, that explains the smell too.
by Trustnolies April 6, 2017
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Jennifer Linley

Name to describe a women who is hot, good at sex, and smokes weed. The best kind of girls. Can also be refereed to as J.L.'s

Invented at Bureau Valley high school, January 2016
random: look at the new girl.

random: yah she looks nice!
random:bro, noone says nice anymore
random: yah your right, she's a total Jennifer Linley
random: bra shes a total J.L.
by Campbell-toe May 10, 2016
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