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Long Jeffrey

(n) Erection. An erect penis. Hard-on. Boner.
Can't a guy just get a long jeffrey while making out?
by bonethegreat August 19, 2014
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Jeffrey Nieto

This mans is the horniest bastard ever. This mans is down bad. Not even down bad this mf is down horrendous.
Stranger: Jeffrey Nieto do know Ni
Jeffrey: What's Ni
Stranger: Nice
by anonymous November 30, 2021
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Jeffrey Epstein

Jeffrey Edward Epstein was a Jewish-American private school teacher, turned billionaire banker, who ran a child sex trafficking ring in his many private estates, located in places such as Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris, rural New Mexico, and, perhaps most infamously, his private island in the United States Virgin Islands, Little St. James. He was connected to many wealthy and powerful individuals, such as Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, Prince Andrew of the British Royal Family, Stephen Hawking, and Leonardo DiCaprio. In August of 2019, Epstein allegedly committed suicide by hanging while being detained, in the Metropolitan Correctional Center, in New York City, on sex trafficking charges. The circumstances of his death, and connections to the elites of the world, have sparked many conspiracy theories behind his origins as well as the circumstances of his alleged suicide. Some argue that he didn't commit suicide, and was killed in order to prevent information about what happened at his estates from being released, while others believe he was snuck out of the prison, and is living in hiding.
Jeffrey Epstein may, or may not have killed himself, depending on who you ask. It's also probable that he's right now hiding in another Caribbean territory where the rich like to hide their money, such as Bermuda or the Cayman Islands. He's definitely wealthy enough to just nominally disappear from the public eye, if he wanted to.
by This is my handle okay July 13, 2025
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Jeffrey Epsteined

To hang yourself from an unusual location (such as a bench in a prison cell) that seems like it wouldn't be possible, or to be murdered in like fashion like Jeffrey Epstein was.
Man, that guy who got arrested last night jeffrey epsteined himself in the holding cell.
by TorchedMedic May 10, 2025
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Jeffrey Yin

Jeffrey Yin is one of the most perfect people to ever exist. He opens up an environment where you will feel safe, and can't help but fall for him. You can't escape his cute smile or contagious laugh, and you can't get the "ick", no matter what Jeffrey Yin does. Jeffrey Yin is perfect. If perfect did not exist, he would be the closest thing to it.
"Bro, did you see Jeffrey Yin?"
"Bro, I feel like I love Jeffrey Yin!"
by aya.hopki March 6, 2023
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Jeffrey Ling

Ever wondered who is in the persona clo Instagram reels? ITS MA BOI JEFFERY LING THE GOAT OF ALL TIME. He is so hot and he is 6'2 and he supports women suffrage and he owns a dog shelter and he also volunteers at his local soup kitchen, he owns a Lamborghini and gave me 10k when I needed it the most. Overall he is a well rounded guy that has all the friends in the world and everyone wants to be with him. Possible future employers he is very good at work.
Wait is that Jeffrey Ling the goat of all time from persona clo that works at a dog shelter and volunteers at his local soup kitchen??

NOPE its Ryan Reynolds but I see why you got them mixed up.
by anonymous May 13, 2024
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Jeffrey Sledge

That kid commenting on David's status is such a Jeffrey Sledge!
by AndroPunk March 11, 2013
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