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Johnston's Jaw

Johnston's Jaw is an ailment that is commonly found in alcoholic young women.
It is caused when the drunk women participate in fellatio.
With the extended time the jaw is wide open and the grinding caused, it wears down the jaw bone and cause's pain for month's and even years
That slut student nurse got her jaw fucked up by that rugby team at uni.
She went to the doctor and he diagnosed her with Johnston's Jaw
by IBM Sophie February 27, 2008
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cock jaws

A group of complete and total idiots, and/or morons that can't figure out the simplest of task(s).
Those guys over there are a complete bunch of cock jaws.
by Cisnet January 5, 2009
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Ratchet Jaw

When you do a lot of Coke or Crank & your jaw involuntarily moves in and out or back and forth.
I did a line of glass last night and I still have ratchet jaw, I'm going to be sore as fuck tomorrow.
by Cum Slinger November 6, 2015
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blue jaw

"That damn blue jaw stole my bike."
by Lee dub October 30, 2007
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raw-jaw

To give a chewing-out; to scorn or scold.
"Ugh, me dad gave me a raw-jawwing when I came home late."
by Anonymonymous January 31, 2008
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wing-jaw

To jump over a wall or similar object by placing both hands on top and swinging your legs over in a gymnastic-like maneuver.
Jimmy wing-jawed himself up into the boat as his friends applauded his skill.
by ZacchiG October 30, 2007
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moral jaw

noun; the part of a person that is lost (aka. misplaced temporarily, occasionally referred to as 'dropped') when situations or circumstances cause one to question the integrity of their character, more often than not at a moment of extreme weakness, generally followed shortly thereafter by feelings of deep regret. Can also be utilized as independent nouns and pluralized.
"omg, i totally slept with that beat, fugly guy last night. Moral jaw? GONE."

"I drank the bar dry last night, was faced out of my mind and drove home. Has anyone seen my morals? JAW?! Has ANYONE seen my jaw?"
by Clownfish Shrimpvestro December 29, 2007
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