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Johnston's Jaw

Johnston's Jaw is an ailment that is commonly found in alcoholic young women.
It is caused when the drunk women participate in fellatio.
With the extended time the jaw is wide open and the grinding caused, it wears down the jaw bone and cause's pain for month's and even years
That slut student nurse got her jaw fucked up by that rugby team at uni.
She went to the doctor and he diagnosed her with Johnston's Jaw
by IBM Sophie February 27, 2008
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Ratchet Jaw

When you do a lot of Coke or Crank & your jaw involuntarily moves in and out or back and forth.
I did a line of glass last night and I still have ratchet jaw, I'm going to be sore as fuck tomorrow.
by Cum Slinger November 6, 2015
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cock jaws

A group of complete and total idiots, and/or morons that can't figure out the simplest of task(s).
Those guys over there are a complete bunch of cock jaws.
by Cisnet January 5, 2009
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blue jaw

"That damn blue jaw stole my bike."
by Lee dub October 30, 2007
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Shock Jaw

When a girl has braces, puts two batteries under her tongue, and then gives you head.
Sarah: Hey did you see I just got my braces put on?
Brad: Awesome. Would you be down to give me some shock jaw?
by Ytrobe June 6, 2019
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eccy jaw

When your jaw goes all ways after taking ecstasy.
Vicky Pattison has an eccy jaw
by Smithtin March 8, 2016
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jaw saw

Alternate term for jaw surgery, in particular that of which requires one or more jaw bones to be broken.
Josh: Did you hear our bro is getting the jaw saw?
Greg: Oh man that really sucks.
by hmmmnmm October 12, 2019
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