JASON 

Jason- Jason is the name of a short sex offender, with the strength of a fetus, who is willing to get Corona for unknown reasons

Jason violated a squirrel

JASON by Jaspnissmall March 3, 2020

Jason 

Jason is a lazy bastard. Who thinks he knows everything, but in actuality knows nothing.

Often attracted to older women who smell of old people.

Sometimes goes by the name, Patricia Bosworth.

Drives a cadillac thats smells of rotten cheese.

Hes really fat, and Crisco is his favorite condiment. on everything. Bathes in cat poop.

Hey look at that fool, hes acting like a remis jeep version of Jason. "YO! JASON!" the crowd cries in digust.

Jason by olivia james and alice elliot March 23, 2009

Jason 

A fucking hilarious guy who is usually a hardcore stoner. Jason loves to tell offending jokes (exp: dead baby jokes)
He is the most chillest person to meet and hearing him laugh will put a smile on your face.

Jason just told me the best dead baby joke EVER! Omfg..
Jason is fricken awesome

Jason by Skybuggy July 15, 2014

Jason 

A Jason is an extremely neurotic, emotional, immature, stupid, angry, self critical low self esteem kind of person that also tries extremely hard to make other people happy without success. A Jason doesn’t necessarily care about other’s opinions, unless it’s someone really close. They may pester you to hang out more to the point where you want to kill them, but all they want to do is see you more. For most reasons listed above, they hate themselves. Their impulsiveness and reactiveness has cost both friendships and relationships. Even the personality alone is repulsive enough to drive everyone that cares about them away :) They spend most of their days alone and not talking to anyone with Spotify and homework, and possible drawing when the inspiration actually hits.

Jason

Jason by pookipookinschteinthelonerwolf May 25, 2018

Jason 

Jason is the perfect person to blame all the world's problem on

*Trump becomes President*
Looks at Jason " GOD DAMN IT JASON, ITS ALL YOUR FAULT*

Jason by Wise fish June 1, 2018

JASON 

THE MOST FUCKING SEXIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD AND WAS SEXY BUT NOW UGLY. IM SHY dooshybag i can be mean cheat on people tricks girls fuck peole all day desperate no freinds hurts peoples feelings especially girls. doesnt have a sensitive heart. i like alot of girls i like to makeout with people he is rude and fucking gorgeous freindlly beautiful and smart .

jason

JASON by jasonlin October 21, 2011

Jason 

He is a very shy person who likes to masturbate a lot. Sometimes he likes to play around and touch other people. HE may seem creepy at first but he is very talkative even though he talks in a monotonous voice. He jacks off once in the morning and at the night to the girl he is completely crushing over! TAYLOR! Overall, very nice guy but is kinda creepy.

Have you seen that Jason? That guy seems totally like a Jason

Jason by DawitLoverandGrishenHater101 March 6, 2019