The hardest flexer ever with the smallest peen out there. The girls are hard gold diggers but they don't realize what's underneath. Once they find out, they'll wish they knew before.
Girl 1: OMG it's Jason he's so rich!!!
Girl 2: ugh, have you seen his peen? It's so small, you can't even see it with a micro-scope!
Girl 1: oh, I wish I knew before.
Girl 2: ugh, have you seen his peen? It's so small, you can't even see it with a micro-scope!
Girl 1: oh, I wish I knew before.
by UrTheShow April 16, 2019
Get the Jasonmug. One who can't commit and is emotionally unavailable. Also known by the names "Hobbit", "Frodo", or "Fig".
When he didn't call me back after dating for two months and telling me that he loved me, I knew he was a total Jason.
by Christine Longbottom July 15, 2008
Get the Jasonmug. by youknowwhoitis425 April 18, 2010
Get the a jasonmug. 
by Delusion karma October 9, 2019
Get the Jasonmug. a fucking piece of shit, narcissistic bastard. who, if a father, will leave their child. is abusive to the mother and child both emotionally and physically. dont trust a jason
by thatdankboiiiiiii January 7, 2019
Get the Jasonmug.