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in jail check twitter

"___ is in jail check Twitter" is a commonly spammed message mainly on platforms like Twitch. It states that a popular member of a community is in jail and that the news was first broke on Twitter. It is a parody both of how online community figureheads lives are broadcast to the world on social media platforms and how a majority of people today get all their news from places like Twitter instead of reputable sources.
Mango is in jail check Twitter.
by SearianPaint April 20, 2022
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Alabama Jailbreak

When you leave the bathroom at your family reunion and your dick is still hanging out your fly
“Did you hear what happened to Aunt Carol?”
“Yeah, she had a heart attack after cousin Joey pulled an Alabama Jailbreak.”
by WildWolf May 6, 2022
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Get out of jail free card

Usually used in two situations, A being used when someone avoids a conflict by doing nothing, B being when someone does something bad and gets away Whit it with 0 consequences
Carlos: Hey man did you hear about Abraham?!
Mike:Wut
Carlos: Yeah man he murmured Jenny and the police never caught him!
Mike: Wow that fucker got a Get out of jail free card!
Carlos: Yeah fuck that guy!
by Khemestry March 31, 2020
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Jail

A naughty room for naughty adults.
The cops said I've been misbehaving, so they sent my ass to jail :'(
by Firelovesugar April 16, 2011
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Jail Goo

The only thing left in the Jail's shower, after the water's been drained.

Phobia-Stricken Detective Adrian Monk, was absoloutely terrified by this shit. Honestly man that guy was seriously tripping
ADRIAN MONK: ARrrGh! Wipes. Jail Goo!, Jail Goo!
SHARONA: I ain't got any, Adrian. I've been arrested.
ADRIAN MONK: But.... Jail Goo!
by Dk. April 26, 2006
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jail-lag

The shift in time and routine experienced when one is released from jail after serving more than a few days.
After being wrongfully convicted, the man felt severe jail-lag after being released several weeks later.
by LimitedGovernment August 20, 2013
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Jail bait rape

When a girl who's under age of lies about her age, put on make up, getting an fake ID, being an underage stripper or prostitute without telling the John etc.
She lied about her age on an dating app;
Jail bait rape his; Now, that 18 year old is in jail for sleeping with a 17 year old
by EmJayee September 24, 2020
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