Tim - Hey man you don’t look good. You need some water?
Allen - No man, I need some Iowa Electrolytes
Allen - No man, I need some Iowa Electrolytes
by UIU Speed Team May 05, 2022
The smallest shit rut of a town, that consists of nothing but hicks and hoes who do nothing but talk shit. If you get bored in Colfax, Iowa, you’re in luck! You can smoke shitty weed parked behind McDonalds! That weed giving you the munchies? Choose between the McDonalds you just smoked by, subway, or a shitty little Mexican restaurant. If you see a teenager on the street there don’t stop for them. Their first words will be “can I hit that?” And always remember kids, if you do any other drugs than smoke weed and get drunk off shitty liquor in a garage you’re a piece of shit. And if you see any adults, they’re either old or do meth, so say hi!
by you all suck so much ass April 15, 2020
Me Someone went to Iowa and all I got was this lousy mug
by Iusedmyrealnameforthis July 16, 2023
by Myapeters<3 July 18, 2021
by El Walkerama February 24, 2020
The act of putting soup in your romantic partners asshole, and then having them blast it on to your face. Usually a sexual act.
Mark: Hey man what happened to my Campbells Chicken Noodle?
Steve: Oh sorry man, Becky came over and gave me an Iowa City Gimlet with it.
Steve: Oh sorry man, Becky came over and gave me an Iowa City Gimlet with it.
by Mimi’s polygottus October 05, 2022
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025