Iowa

The place all of you fuckoffs are gonna go to when global warming destroys your crops, get used to nice people, 2001 Chevy Silverados, Corn and, Hurt's Donuts, we are the Corn and Education capital of the world, we are NICER than Canadians, bUt IoWa Is SuPeR bOrInG, eh? kinda maybe a little? But it is so nice here, it's actually GREEN here! there are open fields and non polluted air, great fishing spots here too! Take a week to breathe real air and go to Iowa, this is #notspon i just love it here

GO TO IOWA NOW! ...bitch

by monster juice addict June 15, 2021

Iowa

Iowa is the place where corn grows taller than your IQ and the only thing flatter than the landscape is the conversation. You ever been to Iowa? You could scream "Yeehaw!" and the cows would just look at you like, "What the hell's wrong with this idiot?"

Example: "Iowa's so flat, you can watch your dog run away for three days straight."

by Dan_78653 January 4, 2025

Iowa brown bear

When someone places 1 or multiple gummy bears up their anus, and another individual eats them out.

Me and the Ole lady tried out the iowa brown bear last night, it was a blast!

by Stickymcschnikkins June 25, 2025

Iowa; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Iowa; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

Female To Male (Iowa); The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Female To Male (Iowa); The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

Male To Female (Iowa): The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Male To Female (Iowa): The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

Iori Yagami (Iowa): 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Iori Yagami (Iowa): 《¤》; The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025