wallet sensor

The sensor installed inside the drivers seat of most modern vehicles. It is designed to detect the thickness of the drivers wallet and activate when the drivers wallet becomes too fat. It usually triggers vague and inconsequential check engine lights that can only be diagnosed and fixed by the dealership at an exorbitant price. The sensor is usually designed to activate about 3-6 months after the car is out of warranty. Once the sensor has detected that the wallet has become sufficiently thinner it will then wait 6-9 months before reactivating and will continue to do so in perpetuity.

The wallet sensor triggered my check engine light. Only the dealership has the equipment to read the code. They said it will be $300 for a diagnosis.

by 03specv February 2, 2021

The wallet trick

Prank where two people, (the prankers), sit down on the left and right next to the targeted person. One pranker tells the target they want to show them the wallet trick and asks for the targets wallet. The target hands over the wallet, And the first pranker quickly tosses the wallet over the head of target, the second pranker catches the wallet over the targets head and then throws it down into the lap of the target, aiming to hit them in the genitals with their own wallet.

“I’m going to kill Tim and Ben later, they did the Wallet trick on me today during lunch and they got me right in the nuts.”

by V date May 11, 2020

Salami wallet

vagina; a womans private part.

Let me put my salami in your salami wallet.

by Anna916 January 11, 2009

Sausage wallet

A man that gives nothing to society and is a jerk.

Corey Luciano is a sausage wallet

by Sweden1 September 1, 2013

Wallet Sex

When a person has sex with somebody. This is the act that gold diggers partake in.

"Did you hear about Matt and Lexi? She's a total gold digger"

"Yeah she's just having wallet sex with him. What a hoe"

by Lyraheartstrings April 29, 2014

Yeast Wallet

a sandwhich or burger type meal

guy 1:"this is one beautiful arrangement of meat salad fillings.."

guy 2:"yea... its so convenient in between these pieces of bread too"

waitress:"oh you like your SANDWHICH do you?"

guy 1:"sandwhich? you can call it what you want, i'm calling it a yeast wallet. freak"

by happyapple June 23, 2009

The Wallet Ender

"The Wallet Ender" is a term that is often used to describe a small village pub in Folkestone. It is supposedly an upper class pub however at times it is often over ridden with working class scumbags. The average pint is £3 so if you bring your wallet in there; it will soon be destroyed, hence the name.

Mate 1: You up for going out tonight mate?
Mate 2: Yeah definitely mate, where you thinking of going, I might pop down the Master Brewer for a few.
Mate 1: Fuck me! The Wallet Ender? I've just been paid I ain't going anywhere near there, jesus.
Mate 2: But they sell Hurlimann.

by Oh My Diddy February 29, 2008