Middle Ground

Something that makes you look stupid if you misuse and abuse it

Not all middle grounds are good,

Middle ground of bullshit and intellectual works is still bullshit
Middle ground of right and wrong is still wrong

by Sir. B August 29, 2021

ground twinkie

a twinkie that was found and harvested from the ground.

Henry: Does eating that ground twinkie that seem like a good idea?
William: oh bro totally im gonna have a fun trip tonight. I cant wait to eat this delicious mold-covered ground twinkie
Henry: That "trip" will cost me a $400 hospital bill- you better not.

by pupxi0 November 10, 2019

Ground shopping

The act of physically going into a store to shop during COVID-19 rather than online shopping.

I went ground shopping today for a book.

by NutritionandDonuts January 1, 2021

Ground Serpent

If you go to The Bronze Snake Newtown, ask for the "Ground Serpent"

Be prepared.

Curious Boy; "I'm here to see the Ground Serpent. Is this the right place?"
Serena; "Come this way"
(Leads Curious Boy out back)

by B Newton September 26, 2018

Ground Shagger

Rugby League players, who upon being tackled, appear to have sex with the floor

Tarquin: "Byjove, what's that man whose just been tackled doing? He look's like he's copulating with the pitch"
Will: "Yes, they call them ground shaggers for that very reason"

by Bob Union April 29, 2011

Ground Glass

The preferred lubricant used by Donald Trump to increase the pleasure of torturing the asshole of Jeff Sessions for a year before he threw him out in the street.

Hey Jeff, drop your drawers and get over here right now you little monkey eared dumb Southerner. I've got a present for you - a new vial of ground glass with your name on it.

by Read and Write February 4, 2020

Grounded Teacher

Grounded teacher is colloquially for primary school teacher in Austrian English.

Bärbel is a grounded teacher in Vienna.

by Fridl April 3, 2023