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Womb envy

A theory wherein men are envious of the luxury and easy life awarded to women in return for having children with elite men. It takes into account the true idea that women are envious of powerful penis men for their power, while at the same time seeking to subordinate themselves to strong first class men in return they are protected from non-elite men and able to project power over them in return for giving up their own independence for luxury. An initially retarded idea from karen who thought to copy her betters.
A man whomst desires the luxury, protection, and coddling that society affords to protect women from non-elite men has womb envy.
by TheS July 28, 2022
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womb duster

A large/long penis capable of reaching the corners of a womans vagina no man has come close to before.
On seeing a good looking girl a guy says to his friend "I wouldn't mind giving her a spring clean with my womb duster."
by gotgcoalman November 19, 2014
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Womb jihad

The deliberate marriage of Muslim men to non-Muslim women to produce children for a Muslim upbringing.
“Aamir Khan has four Hindu wives but three Muslim children. If this is not womb jihad, then what is it?”
by Hamidovic March 17, 2025
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Womb-man

The Paleolithic origin of woman. Meaning Man as in human with a womb.

I suggest any youtube completion of "Animal" from the mupet show as an example of this shamanic paleothic concept of Womb-man in modern society.
"Animal" want womb-man.
by Modern Women December 16, 2025
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Rub salt in the womb

when an old guy jizzes his viscous, kidney-stone-infused jizz inside a woman's womb; impregnation is optional
"dude did you hear al pacino's having another baby at age 83?"

"bro, way to rub salt in the womb"
by spleenmasta January 13, 2024
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Womb-mates

When two guys have impregnated the same girl.
Ricky and I are womb-mates, we both had kids with the same girl
by DryLog November 25, 2022
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womb wiper

a males penis of extreme length/girth. usually put into use on minge monday or tattyby thursday
'ah man she smoked my womb wiper for hours on minge monday'
by Mikey'minge monday' c February 1, 2009
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