Band Games

Games played on the football (or other) field that make sense to band members and no one else, or are used as an irritant for band directors.
After a light rain when the field is slightly damp and other band games are exhausted, some band kids play the Art Band Game: they shuffle their feet around the field to make outlines of vulgar sentences and pictures that the band directors can see when standing at the top of the stands.

Favored types of art are things such as ovaries or penises.
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Twat Band

When you get the four (or six) plastic can rings (normally with an alcoholic beverage, i.e. Beer) and you and your friends put a hand in each ring and pull until one person is left with the plastic around their wrist. Thus making them a twat.
"Oh, lets play Twat Band!"
*Everyone puts their hand in and pulls*
(to the person left with the plastic on their wrist) "Twat!"
by CrazyRetard March 19, 2010
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Band Stalker

1. A non-band kid that really wants to be in band but cannot play an instrument.

2. Hangs around the band room with the band kids.

3. Believes they're good buddies with the band director, but in reality, the band director doesn't know him.

4. Shows up to band performances uninvited.

5. Tries to sit with the band at football games, but ends up getting kicked out by the band kids themselves.
Band geek 1: Dude, who invited HIM to our competition?

Band geek 2: I don't know, but he's such a band stalker.
by bandgeek55 December 23, 2010
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Rubber Band

David, singing in an ascending tone: Rubber Band
by ♥🗺☠ July 10, 2021
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hand band

the world-renown band that plays when one has no other means of satisfying himself.

See also: Masturbation, whacking off, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, beating off
man, tell that bitch to suck it easy. There's always the hand band.
by bringinbacksuckit December 01, 2011
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Band Camp

a place to get away for the non band kids who think you're weird, and a place to hang with your lovers
I'm glad band camp was this week, I couldn't wait to see Tom, and get away from Devon and Andrew!!!
by Phipps December 19, 2006
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Jazz Band

A group of awesome musicians who play jazz music. Some of the instruments played are: piano, drum set, guitar, bass guitar, trombone, trumpet, alto sax, soprano sax, and tenor sax. Sometimes there is a flute or clarinet. The musicians in a jazz band are usually very comfortable and confident in the music they play.
by Sasuke Hater February 19, 2008
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