by reee master May 16, 2020
by yeenigg March 16, 2008
a very mean woman that lays on the couch all day every day and screams at the top of her lungs for people passing to do stuff for her or just to make noise.This is a very dangerous beast to keep in a house hold they susstain themselves off of making every one around them miserable,and is sometimes known to attack even pets. the king of the couch monsters is marryed to origen and relies on him for every thing except sex
as i was walking by the couch the couch monster attacked me for the remote so she could watch geroldo's special on mateing ant colonys because she didnt like to watch monday night football
by origen August 29, 2006
A uninvited person that sleeps on your couch for an extended period of time with out paying rent and utilities and find nothing wrong with it.
by stephen_c01 February 03, 2007
A term describing someone who often sits on their ass and does nothing but watch the boob tube in their spare time. Someone who feels the need to man the couch at all times. Also, may be a person who loves video games entirely too much.
by sallypothead December 17, 2003
When an exceptional amount of marijuana has been consumed and instead of fulfilling your prior plans, you find yourself bolted to the couch in a stoned stupor.
by Abrenoch January 16, 2008
by rghman February 09, 2009