A term coined by Congressman Rand Paul during 2016 presidential election. Likely influenced by money manager Mark Spitznagel's comments and essay 'Austrian Detriot.' In the2013 article, Spitznagel talks about Detroit's bankruptcy as caused by city-government financed public debt 'financial instruments.' In these psuedo-financial agreements, bond buyers receive a scheduled return from tax payers choosing to fulfilling obligations their political representatives have unrealistically co-signed them to.
He states this as a positive event that signals that Detroit citizen's dependence on an overgrown parasytic public sector is the root cause of the city's infrastructural woes. The (eventual) natural outcome will be for citizens to recognize that the officials it has been electing have been engaging in unneccessary and maleficial agreements, and that a much smaller government will regenerate, with new, more effective and responsible organization to it.
He states this as a positive event that signals that Detroit citizen's dependence on an overgrown parasytic public sector is the root cause of the city's infrastructural woes. The (eventual) natural outcome will be for citizens to recognize that the officials it has been electing have been engaging in unneccessary and maleficial agreements, and that a much smaller government will regenerate, with new, more effective and responsible organization to it.
There's no way Jim's gonna agree to putting that unnessary tax on the working man.Jim's a detroit republican.
by twighlight zone August 31, 2015
When a nigga listens to too much fire Detroit music created by artists like RMC Mike, AK Bandamont, GRINDHARD E, Rio Da Yung OG, Krispylife Kidd etc…
The early stages of Detroit syndrome may include symptoms like mental decline, confusion while exposed to other musical genres, disorientation, inability to speak or understand language, making things up, mental confusion, or inability to recognize common phrases.
In the early stages it is usually curable by prescribing other music genres to the patient but by the late stages it is usually irreversible.
Late stage symptoms include: social isolation, disorganized behavior, aggression, agitation, compulsive behavior, excitability, hostility, repetitive movements, self-harm, lack of restraint, delirium, and hallucinations.
The early stages of Detroit syndrome may include symptoms like mental decline, confusion while exposed to other musical genres, disorientation, inability to speak or understand language, making things up, mental confusion, or inability to recognize common phrases.
In the early stages it is usually curable by prescribing other music genres to the patient but by the late stages it is usually irreversible.
Late stage symptoms include: social isolation, disorganized behavior, aggression, agitation, compulsive behavior, excitability, hostility, repetitive movements, self-harm, lack of restraint, delirium, and hallucinations.
Person 1: “Bro Jeremy has been acting weird recently, I don’t know what’s going on with him”
Person 2: “Oh don’t worry he was suffering from early stage Detroit Syndrome but I’ve got him listening to cloud rap now so he should be fine by the end of the week”
Person 2: “Oh don’t worry he was suffering from early stage Detroit Syndrome but I’ve got him listening to cloud rap now so he should be fine by the end of the week”
by ActSipper1000 September 23, 2023
“Yo dawg, them Michigan girls are freaky. We were getting down, and I was queasy, so I gave her a Detroit landfill, and she fucking loved it!”
by DirtySanchezYYC July 23, 2023
When you suprise your significant other by shitting on their chest while pounding on your chest like a gorilla.
by Kaitou January 26, 2017
A "Detroit 7up" is where seven men of African descent stand around a woman in a huddle, and begin to masturbate into her mouth, and when she has received all seven load she swallows them all at once then traces it all with some tonic water.
"Hey Lester! If you wanna find five more guys we can give your girlfriend Jessica a Detroit 7up tonight!"
by Madman Bedswerver April 28, 2023
by D-Man-313 August 14, 2009
You wait until the girl is asleep, then get her legs apart, then quickly jam your penis into her ass. She'll wake up, and most likely be upset, but keep going, she'll live.
by Carl Jones August 10, 2006