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Urban-itch

-the sudden itch to post a word on urban dictionary generally resulting in a stupid, unoriginal, and or dumbfuck word with a very low thumbs up to thumbs down ratio...
"Yea...Bova had urban-itch he just posted boomed on"

"Moron..."
by Dillown March 6, 2008
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Whatever Itches your Bitches

Synonemous with"Whatever Floats your boat"
Leeroy: I just Realized i have an Onion fetish
Stewart: Whatever Itches your Bitches man...
by lolz@mydefinitions June 25, 2010
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Brain Itch

When you feel that your brain needs an good mental scratch in just the right place. Similar to a normal scratch, but is more mental than physical.

This can be solved with things like music, a good book/show/movie etc. A lot of playlists have been made for this purpose, but it is best to make your own.
Person 1: Ugh I'm really having a bad brain itch right now, any advice?
Person 2: God, that must be horrible, maybe you can listen to a good song?
by someone who translates stuff January 25, 2022
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jock in an itch

the female equivalent of "panties in a bunch," i.e., when a woman issues a complaint typically made by males.
A: "Shopping again? But we just went yesterday."
B: "Alright, alright Sally, don't get your jock in an itch."
by kris takahashi April 14, 2010
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seven year itch

The seven year icth is a point that a lot of couple go through. It is the point when you have been together so long that you are tired/bored with your partner, but you have not been together long enough to have accepted the rythem that is being in a relationship. Some people miss being single and would like a different partner. Other people just miss the freedom of being single and having no strings attached but they do not want another partner. It is a "rough" patch in a relationship.
They are starting to feel the strain of the "Seven year itch." They will get throught it if they try hard, enough.
by angie7349 March 21, 2007
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Itchy Asshole

A result from eating popcorn the day before. The skin of corn kernels will not digest. When making popcorn, the kernel skin hardens and passes through the digestive track. Without thorough and proper cleaning, this can result in an unpleasant pain.
Worker #1 - Whats with Bob? He keeps picking his ass...

Worker #2 - He caught itchy asshole. I told him to stay away from all that popcorn.
by UnderFire September 11, 2012
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