i'll show you a good time

I'll rock your world with sex

Come with me, I'll show you a good time after dinner

by Hajajahdgiebfk February 12, 2018

I'll grab your crotch

One of the best insults used to make people get on your case.

Person 1: Bitch I'ma Fuck You Up
Person 2: Dude I'll grab your crotch!

by Jesus4Brains October 14, 2007

I'll sleep when I'm dead

Meaning no need for sleep. Having so much to do that sleep can only be accomplished in death.

"Tim, you should get some sleep. "
"Nah, I'll sleep when I'm dead "

by destinynightmare June 03, 2017

I'll tell mine you're gay

The best lyrics ever (also not homophobic at all, regardless of what straight people think)

That’s fine I'll tell mine you're gay - Taylor Swift

by EKimLipse November 02, 2023

I'll Slap You Into Next Week

To slap someone so hard that they fly into the next week. One might ask how this is possible and it is simple. You would have to smack someone so hard that their entire body would accelerate past the speed of light. Consequently, they would be traveling in time, assumably into the future. As a result, they would be slapped into next week!

Coco: >>;; I hate black people.
K': I'll slap you into next week if you don't stfu.

by Iconoklastic~ April 04, 2010

Bend over and I'll show ya

The comeback to end all comebacks.

Person 1: Where did you leave the _______?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

Person 1: What the hell happened to my _____?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

by Alyson April 01, 2003

I'll tell you that shit for free

when something is so obvious to one person that he will not even charge, for it being to sed to a companion friend or aquaintace.

tom: what do you think of tim's mam?
muthar: she's a propa slag, i'll tell you that shit for free!
tom: thanks muthar you're so genorous!

by muthar November 09, 2004