Husbandemned

Where one (Either Female, Or Male) is Condemned by their Husband.

That bitch was totally Husbandemned.

by QuentinW May 6, 2009

houdini husband

A husband that is an escape artist and leaves without any warning or goodbye never to be seen again. See Crawford

I wish I knew where my houdini husband went.

by spoogesponge April 20, 2008

Cheating husband

A man who fucks multiple prostitutes, but swears it was only once. Wasn’t exposed for the lying, cheating filth that he is until he brings home incurable diseases which he blames his wife for. After 12 years of his wife’s loyalty and love he decides to cheat on her with sex rooms, chats and any app with pay for play available. This leads to erectile dysfunction and a twisted porn addiction. Stay faithful guys, it doesn’t turn out well.

My cheating husband can’t keep his dick up without anal fisting, asphyxiation and lies.

by NoWomanAllCries February 20, 2020

real husband material

hua cheng

Hua Cheng is real husband material.

by real gay person November 10, 2021

national give your husband a blowjob day

December 4, and any other day that your husband declares it to be national give your husband a blowjob day.

Honey today is national give your husband a blowjob day

by The man the myth the legend December 5, 2017

Husbando

A term of endearment, usually from a female towards a male, signifying affection. Sometimes used to convey a desire for a more intimate relationship.

Girl 1: "Ooh, I want to ask him to be my husbando."

by Knik Knak June 23, 2009

husbando

the male version of waifu

I got a body pillow of my husbando today!

by 5magmacubes May 14, 2016