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Joe Hughes 

The urge to fuck your cousin while In a barn, or to fuck a teddy and call it the one you are trying to have sex with, or to make a girl touch your Pringles can
‘Man I just feel like fucking my cousin
‘You’ve got a case of the Joe Hughes’
Joe Hughes by Master_Bait March 27, 2020

International Justin Hughes Day

April 12th is the day we celebrate the one and only idol everyone should look up to… Justin Hughes.

You must listen to every album and single he has ever made. To show your true love for him and become a follower to this amazing specimen.
‘Are you free on April 12th?’

‘No I’m celebrating international Justin Hughes day

Matt Hughes 

UFC Welterweight Champion. The only man ever to defeat Royce Gracie in the Octagon.
Mr. Eeman: Royce, it's okay. I know, I know, you lost to Matt Hughes, but, did you really think you'd win?

Royce: Yes.

Mr. Eeman: But your stand-up skills suck. Matt's way stronger than you, and he can also grapple.

Royce: If there were no rounds and no time limits, I would have won!

Mr. Eeman: Sure you would..I know, I know...you're still the best man!

Langston Hughes 

A Northern Virginia Middle school known for its abundant ghetto-fabulousness, high cracker percentile, and former employment of a pedophile.
Our vice principle kisses pigs for money...
Langston Hughes by Niatch July 21, 2008
Verb originating from the poshest man in recruitment.

To 'hughsey' is to go out on the town with, or more preferably, to entice girls back to ones house and into bed without making any sexual advances / progress whatsoever. This usually occurs in the perfect situation for nobbing action i.e. great states of inebreation and undress.

Essentially befriending numerous attractive ladies yet falling into the gentlemanly non-gay gay friend category with all of them.
1. "Hughsey, do you mean that she slept in your bed AGAIN and nothing happened?!"

2. "You didn't shag her? You Hughsey'd it?"

3. "You were both battered and she was only wearing skimpy pants and a T-Shirt? You didn't? Hughsey!"
hughsey by MumJar June 11, 2004

Hughberto 

A rare male species typically growing up to a weight of 65 pounds. 0.01% of their body mass is dedicated to their genitalia. This beast will assert his dominance over other predatorial creatures by spitting on his prey, the chicken finger. Hughbertos share a common ancestor with the relatively harmless critter, the Duck, but the two should not be confused. If you come in sight of a Hughberto, call Animal Control immediately. They cannot be domesticated, but find their home in the wild.
1. There was a Hughberto a couple miles sobbing in a hole after the wild Shunkey stole and glugged his chocolate milk.

2. It was a beautiful sight to see as I gazed upon nothing other than a Hughberto nestled inside the tree hole of the Willow tree during his 10 month hibernation.
Hughberto by _Brosephus_ January 3, 2017