hippo-fucker

1. One who fucks hippos or enjoys watching others fuck hippos. 2. Someone acting or saying something stupid/moronic/idiotic/etc.

I don't want to watch american idol because Simon is such a hippo-fucker

by Patrick PC July 25, 2007

Crusty Hippo

When a man uses lubricant on his penis then has intercourse with the "fat rolls/love handles" of an obese, or over weight woman. Then ejactulates on/in her torso leaving the ejaculant to dry causing a crusty residue.

"That ho was such a fatass I just whipped out my dick and pulled a crusty hippo on that bitch."

by tCow December 17, 2007

hippo

A slang term for weed started by two students at a college outside of Boston. The students have linked it to a few songs already, one even by Bob Marley

"yo, you got that hippo?"

"Said - said - said: I remember when we used to sit
In the government yard in Trenchtown,
Oba - obaserving the hypocrites"

by folier December 26, 2008

Lava hippo

When you take eat a lot of pancakes and then you take a dump from the pancakes onto a hippo

Hey I just did a lava hippo to Allie Zaki.

by Allie Zaki November 14, 2007

Hippocrit

A Hippo Crit. A critical hit worthy of being defined as Hippopotamus-like. It is a gargantuan damage hit and is usually a crit of over 9000 damage dealt.

WoW Nerd(1): OMGAWD GUYS! I JUST GOT A HIPPOCRIT!!

Guild Mate: How much, man?

WoW Nerd(1): Over 9000!!!

WoW Nerd(2): HOLY SHIT DUDE!! OVER 9000!? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!

by Andizzle mo' Nizzle January 18, 2009

hungry hungry hippo

the act of sucking three or more men off simultaneosly while bobbing your head from one to the other, imitating the hippos movement in the popular childrens game.

Mrs. Johnson loves when Brian and the fellas circle around her to play a round of Hungry Hungry Hippo.

by Bboythehumanbeatbox July 20, 2008

hippocrates

A person who professes beliefs and opinions that he or she does not hold in order to conceal his or her real feelings or motives. Derived from the name of ancient Greek physician-pig, Hippocrates. Often used in conjuction with the words peep or meep or a combination of the two.

James is such a hippocrates.

by hippocratespeepnegroid September 10, 2006