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kangaroo hopper 

A drunk person who cannot stand up by them selves and hops from person to person in order to stay up
did you see that kangaroo hopper at sergios party the other night

Diddle hopper 

One who, fingers women while on a trampoline.
Me and Sally Diddle hoppered on your trampoline.

trial hopper 

A person who does not want to pay for a service, so they use multiple email adresses to extend an expired free trial. They usually make new email accounts just for this purpose.
Inspired by Dakotaa.
Dakotaa: "Oh, crap! My third free trial ran out. I better get another one with my other email."

Zack:"Damn girl your trial hopping. stop being such a trial hopper!"
trial hopper by lafprty wb October 29, 2007

testicle hopper

1.Some one who is so smug about the size of their testicles that they practically hop around on them like a hippity hop.

Ex. Person1: oh my god I can't stand chandler talking about how big his testicles are. I'm begging to grow agrovated
Person 2: I know he is such a testicle hopper.

2). Some one who has testiclular cancer so bad that their testicles look like hippity hops.

Ex. Person 1: man Ryan testicles look exactly like those toys I used to bounce as a child
Person2: I know, unfortunately he is a testicle hopper.
Look I. Definition for ex. Of testicle hopper

Water hopper 

Mexicans who jump over the Gulf of Mexico in search of freedom in sunny Florida.
"Hey Jim did you see that water hopper at the beach?"
"Yes what jumping talents!"

lap hopper 

A woman who cannot stay single for any length of time. A desperate, thirsty woman with a need to secure a new man before the beds even cold.
That girls a real lap hopper, I don't think she's been single more than an hour.
lap hopper by Chromecoyote July 7, 2014