like herding ferrets

As ferrets can be rather excitable and jumpy, trying to herd them (or get them under control) becomes a next to impossible task as they dart this way and that.

Oh my god, trying to organise a night out with that lot is like herding ferrets.

by D C King March 19, 2008

Thumb Herding

The use of one's thumbs to herd cows on your ipod in the game Cows vs. Aliens. Whereas, on the ipad, the use of all fingers is possible.

My wife is prolific at "Thumb Herding," on her ipod Touch, while playing Cows vs. Aliens.

by Brain Stew July 24, 2011

William Herington

The whitest motherfucker on the planet.
He likes computer games, and has few enough friends to count on his fingers.
He has two left nuts.

"Yo, William Herington is such a dumbass.

by wackamasta September 19, 2013

Sleep Herding

A pastoralist model of sleep, whereby we catch chunks of free-range sleep as it wanders by, rather than the agricultural model we are used to, farming huge 8-hour tracts of open nighttime.

I only got 2 hours of sleep last night, but that's ok; i'm practicing Sleep Herding. I'll grabs a few naps later today, then maybe 4 hours tomorrow.

by kysstery March 15, 2015

abigail herring

A person who is a little bigger but is really tall. She is full of laughter and sarcasm. She is a smart person but is self Conscious .

Abigail Herring is super funny!

by LillyMilo2 August 10, 2016

Hurricane Hermine

A soggy, wet towel which slapped Florida. It used to be a tropical storm, but evolved into a hurricane. Nobody likes Hermine.

"Did you see Hurricane Hermine yesterday? It was crazy. Floods everywhere!"

by grundsätzlich September 2, 2016

Luke hemmings

Just perfection💓😍

"That drawing is so luke hemmings"

by 卌PAULA卌 December 25, 2016