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Heading for the rhubarb

Veering dangerously off course, as in, when ploughing the garden with a horse-drawn one- furrow walking plough, which begins to skid to one side, endangering the rhubarb that grows from bulbs perennially in the grass at the edge of the garden.
“Hold ‘er, Newt; she’s heading for the rhubarb!” (farm implements are always feminine … hmmnnn)
by Jkb05 January 27, 2022
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herbing

he’s just herbing”
by herb911 March 14, 2022
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HEARDING

VERB = The act of lying about something, and continuously inflating the lie well past the point of no return.

Example = Why are you "HEARDING"? There's no way you spent the night over at Drake's house sipping Congac intimatly with Tupac Shakur.

NOUN= When a Karen takes bogus allegations to law enforcement for self profit.

Example = Running into a parked car, calling the police and claiming that the driver hit you out of malic, then proceeding to sue the strip mall insurance company, the car's owner and anyone else who has a contradicting story to tell.

Example continued = That woman fell down the mall stairs and claimed that the black teenager five feet behind her did it on purpose, is she really "HEARDING"?
Example = Why are you "HEARDING"? There's no way you spent the night over at Drake's house sipping Congac intimatly with Tupac Shakur.

Example = Running into a parked car, calling the police and claiming that the driver hit you out of malic, then proceeding to sue the strip mall insurance company, the car's owner and anyone else who has a contradicting story to tell.

Example continued = That woman fell down the mall stairs and claimed that the black teenager five feet behind her did it on purpose, is she really "HEARDING"?
by ByTedTalk May 5, 2022
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Hearding

To defecate on your significant other's side of the bed after a heated argument.
Amber was hearding on Johnny's side of the bed when he left.
by Mluttrell84 May 28, 2022
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Hearding

When you shit the bed; or have to go while laying in bed
That burrito go me hearding the bed.
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Hearding

To aggressively defecate on an enemy's bed by way of revenge
"they were such a total A-Hole that there was nothing left to do but some SERIOUS Hearding"
by Quag Norris June 7, 2022
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HEADING FOR THE CAPITAL

NANDALAY BAY INVESTIGATION findings of ISLAMIC CONSULTING was in place.
See the thing is HEADING FOR THE CAPITAL is ask yourself why did GENTING GR0UP BERHARD AND SYARIKAT TAKAFUL both of KUALA LUMPUR MALAYSIA lump into the RESORTS WORLD AND MANDALAY BAY SHOOTING the whole "DOESN'T MATTER" CONSTRUCT when APPLE precisely said our new headquarters is EVEN BIGGER THAN THE PENTAGON EVER WAS qnd some MOTHER OF ALL LOADS bought BOX SEATS at the LAS VEGAS GOLDEN KNIGHTS and SAN JOSE SHARKS game where at the beginning of the HOCKEY MATCH some ASSH0LE NANED JESUS through a PUCK out on CENTER ICE as now now SHELDON.
by MAJOR OCCURRENCE September 5, 2022
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