by dogggyyyssstyle November 30, 2010
Get the The Next Jimi Hendrix mug.Taking lots of drugs and eating a full meal before doing something important. Pulling a half Henderson includes only one of these objectives. Think of a Jeffery, but with a steak dinner afterwards.
by Frodobuggins September 2, 2019
Get the Pulling a full Henderson mug.A fan of Big Time Rush Rusher who stays for the slutty and super attractive player of the band, Mr. Logan Henderson.
by Kendalllovesme December 13, 2012
Get the Henderwhore mug.There has been pretty excellent guitarists in the world. Joe Satriani, Eric Clapton, Jimmy Page, Stevie Ray Vaughan, all excellent at what they do. But once upon a time, in the late '60's, there was and trio called The Jimi Hendrix Experience. Their frontman, Jimi Hendrix, would be the man who showed the limitless potential in the guitar.
There's something about Jimi that makes me say "F***!" Is it his antics? The lyrics? His ability to play our national anthem with his teeth? Or is it his bluesy distortion and his overwhelming creativity that sets off the "HOLY S***!" meter? Maybe it's all those attributes combined that makes Hendrix the greatest guitarist of all time.
Opinions on three of his songs:
Purple Haze is his only top-chart song, making it an one-hit wonder. The song is a 2+ minute ride in Jimi's pot-filled world, with an cool solo.
Voodoo Child (Slight Return) was his last song for his last album, Electric Ladyland, and it made a hell of a bang. It has an very memorable opening riff and remains one of Jimi's best.
All Along The Watchtower is the second Bob Dylan song he covered, but is considered, even by Dylan, to be Jimi's magnum opus. The solo is considered to be one of the greatest in history.
There's something about Jimi that makes me say "F***!" Is it his antics? The lyrics? His ability to play our national anthem with his teeth? Or is it his bluesy distortion and his overwhelming creativity that sets off the "HOLY S***!" meter? Maybe it's all those attributes combined that makes Hendrix the greatest guitarist of all time.
Opinions on three of his songs:
Purple Haze is his only top-chart song, making it an one-hit wonder. The song is a 2+ minute ride in Jimi's pot-filled world, with an cool solo.
Voodoo Child (Slight Return) was his last song for his last album, Electric Ladyland, and it made a hell of a bang. It has an very memorable opening riff and remains one of Jimi's best.
All Along The Watchtower is the second Bob Dylan song he covered, but is considered, even by Dylan, to be Jimi's magnum opus. The solo is considered to be one of the greatest in history.
by Mr.CommonSense January 21, 2009
Get the Jimi Hendrix mug.Modified version of the move called the "Hendo"
To knock someone down with the right hand and (instead of dropping an elbow into them) you jump into the air extend your leg and drop it strait into their stomach.
Do a flip or start from the side to make a harder impact.
Suffering trauma to your groin and ejaculating has nothing to do with the word "Hendo"
To knock someone down with the right hand and (instead of dropping an elbow into them) you jump into the air extend your leg and drop it strait into their stomach.
Do a flip or start from the side to make a harder impact.
Suffering trauma to your groin and ejaculating has nothing to do with the word "Hendo"
by Shadioactive June 30, 2011
Get the Hendo Kick mug.HOLY CRAP! The man who defined modern guitar and killed the devil. Rumors have it that he played left handed but this is myth, Jimi Hendrix played the guitar with his mind. He was granted telepathic guitar god powers by Robert Johnson, the previous nigra messiah, who gave the white man's pool aids. Jimi Hendrix was a dirty hippie and in a feat of pure willpower smoked enough pot to kill himself in the late 1700s. But rumor has it that he escaped death and went to live on an island with Beethoven, Elvis, Tupac, Santa, and that annoying Urkel kid from Family Matters. He releases albums annually but people still think he's dead because all of Jimi Hendrix's fans are too high to even stand up. Some people who listen to progressive metal or Slash like to say that he had no talent and that they like better music, but this is a misnomer since progressive metal and Slash are not music but actually white noise generated when two gay males sodomise goats in gimp outfits.
Sacred prayer to Jimi Hendrix, the ultimate nigra:
Oh Jimi,
Please grant me guitar power,
So that I may slap a bitch,
For disrespecting my name,
My family,
My country,
My dog,
My shoes,
My guitar.
Grant me to the power,
To fly,
And shoot lasers from my hands,
Like Captain Planet, only not gay.
Amen.
Oh Jimi,
Please grant me guitar power,
So that I may slap a bitch,
For disrespecting my name,
My family,
My country,
My dog,
My shoes,
My guitar.
Grant me to the power,
To fly,
And shoot lasers from my hands,
Like Captain Planet, only not gay.
Amen.
by fdsfgs August 30, 2007
Get the jimi hendrix mug.a school where navigating the hallways of one of the richest schools in Pennsylvania you come across the girls that are "popular" participating in the Bulimia Olympics, but not without carrying their Louis Vuitton bags and wearing the latest from Abercrombie & Fitch with the "thong of the week" from Victoria Secret. Once you get your eyes rolled at a few times and a few dirty looks from the sluts--I mean girls, you come across the other half. If you aren't wearing pants 12 sizes too big along with your ice 'round your neck and a joint in your pocket, you aint cool. Everyone belongs to the Ghetto, or wish they did, as they trip over themselves tryin to rap their way down the hall. Gotta have had sex or gotten drunk or you're just plain weird, and if you have something to do, you are in the minority, but whites definately aren't. and, henderson high girls are known as the sluttiest slut in the chester county.
you know you are in henderson when...
- you come across at least 6 drunk people a day
- smoking in the bathroom
- and gay ass white guys who think they are the shit.
- you come across at least 6 drunk people a day
- smoking in the bathroom
- and gay ass white guys who think they are the shit.
by home_boy_faker January 11, 2005
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