Health-Xenophobe

Health Xenophobe’ is a hospital that said no. The Hospital is not bound by the WMC Slave Owner common law of ‘Zimbabwean Feelings Duress.’

Credit: @DomNationSA

Health-Xenophobe Has Killed Another who illegally crossed the border to leech off a sovereign country's health system.

by Spider™ December 17, 2023

Agape Youth Behavioral Health

a medical group practice located in Chattanooga, TN

Agape Youth Behavioral Health was founded in 2013 by Dr. Mark Jennings and Dr. Kenneth Pittman. Agape serves youth ages 5-17

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

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consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 5, 2025

Health Class at East middle

A place where someone searches for names in the urban dictionary

Stop doing this please

That girl needs to stop searching names in Health class at East middle

by The_duck_lord_in_health_class November 13, 2021

Mental Health

CODY! THAT’S A THING I SAID! That mental health is not a “me” problem but an “everyone but me problem!” You think a thing I think! Hurray! Captain Always-Right!

Hym “Didn’t I say almost exactly that about mental health? Isn’t that a little disconcerting that both leftists and righties are parroting my talking point while (simultaneously) refusing to acknowledge how right and profoundly brilliant I am? You both just tow the ole’ partisan lines and nothing ever happens because I’m a slave and have to be a slave until I either die or hijack an Apache helicopter and go on a GTA-style murderous rampage and/or summon a Godzilla to do my bidding and raze society to the ground? Man, I am always right. That is crazy. I should be getting paid for this. Your you should be going to Newt Gingrich and working for him for free because his political platform is just the things that a random guy on UD says.”

by Hym Iam November 22, 2022

Schrödinger's Health

The state of feeling both alive and dead at the same time, sometimes physically, sometimes emotionally.

Like depression.

Margaret: Wow Viktor, you look like absolute dog today!
Viktor: Yeah, I think I've got Schrödinger's Health.

by Sybyll_Masters May 15, 2019

in aleing health

What you will eventually be if you regularly "toss back tall frothies" at da pub.

In da music video, "Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox If I Die", singer Joe Diffie naively treats da motionless-and-unresponsive bar-patron as if he's merely in aleing health ("It's closing time, Buddy --- you don't hafta go home, but you can't stay here."), not realizing dat he's actually a deceased corpse who's been brought there for his "final hurrah" in da raucous live-and-recorded-music-offering-and-liquor-serving-establishment-hopping lifestyle.

by QuacksO June 23, 2023