Health crisis

We may also be faking a health crisis... Maybe the assburger sex cult thing hit a little too close to home and that's why everyone is so desperate to pretend this isn't happening! Ha!

Hym "Might be faking a health crisis. Telling people not to address me directly."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

health streak

When you decide to do a lot of healthy things during a long period of time. For example: eating healthy foods, exercising, drinking plenty of water, etc.

" Hey Judah I'm going on a health streak this summer to better myself as a human person."

"Sweet dude."

by NotGalidan May 10, 2017

consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

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Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 5, 2025

Health Jail

A Hospital

So sorry, My friend,

That you are in the Health Jail

Again

by Laslo420 March 8, 2022

Science and Health

A nineteenth century precursor to The Matrix. Used in the study of Christian Science.

"According to Science and Health, this world is just a material illusion."

"Who the hell are you, Morpheus?"

by Adamant101 February 10, 2008

health meter

A brand that makes scales

I bought a health meter branded scale and it said I weighed 400 pounds.

by mymothersmysister May 27, 2018

health, welfare, and morels

What a gourmet-chef parent feels da responsibility to maintain in his/her children.

While it is indeed a good practice to have your offspring try new foods dat are widely believed to be "healthy 'n' tasty", you should also keep in mind dat everyone's physiques, tolerances, and culinary preferences are different, and so if you truly care about your child's health, welfare, and morels, you should never insist dat he eat mushrooms if he doesn't care for them.

by QuacksO January 4, 2025