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California Ham Hawk 

When a man jumps off the head of the bed and waves his arms like a hawk and screeches. Then he lands on his prey with unbelievable force as he finishes on the back of his victim.
I California Ham Hawked a girl in the mall bathroom last night.

Hawk Harrelson 

THE most annoying announcer, not just in baseball but in all of sports. Has coined some catchphrases so lame that they would even embarrass that fool Stuart Scott. Phrases such as "grab some bench" and "he gone". Wow, what a wordsmith you are, "Hawk". Gee Hawk, why don't you tell us about your awesome .239 career batting average, and how you gave up baseball to be a failure as a professional golfer.
Hawk Harrelson sucks so bad that he could be on ESPN.
Hawk Harrelson by The Slow Kid October 5, 2007

Chicken Hawkin 

To go out in public locations in search of females with empasis on physical appearance. Those being hawked are usually younger girls between 16-24 years old.
John and Harlan went chicken hawkin at Bayfair.
Chicken Hawkin by marc ipsen October 7, 2004

The Hawk 

A classy establishment located near the University of Kansas campus. Normal happenings at The Hawk include oral or regular sex in the bathroom/boom boom room, white girls grinding on the stripper pole and the occasional appearance of a KU star athlete.
"Last time I was at The Hawk, Sherron Collins was getting head from that ugly white bitch who was using the stripper pole as a dildo"
The Hawk by turchakertch January 14, 2009
to be overtaken or surpassed
My youtube video just hawked yours in views.

During the race that guy hawked you for the win.
Hawked by Noodle7 January 12, 2009

Sneaky Hawking 

Also known as a Sneaky Reeves, this is the act of approaching a potential sex partner who is confined to a wheelchair, dumping him or her out of the seat from behind, then fucking them as they lay incapacitated on the floor.
It's really a shame about your mom's M.S., but the Sneaky Hawking I pulled on her last night seemed to lift her spirits.