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Halina

Latina girl with bold features. Dresses to impress and always has nice hair. Long ass eyelashes. The glow up is real from middle school to senior year. Sex with Halina is the best you'll ever have.
Damn, Halina looks hot. Thats one latina I wont let Trump deport.
by Wendy's Chicken Nuggets May 12, 2018
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having the painters in

The time of the month when a woman's vagina is painted red.
Stay away from Jill, she's having the painters in today.
by the cam September 21, 2005
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Having a Ben

1. The act of masturbating
2. Someone who jerks off up to 4 times a day
3. Someone who jerks off in public, aka. a school toilet
Omg, he's having a Ben in the cupboard!
by SashiChucks December 17, 2008
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having a bagel

To masturbate. Typically used when discussing masturbation in public settings.
Dad: Honey, have you noticed how often we catch our son having a bagel?

Mom: Why yes, he gets crumbs everywhere!
by Anonymou5555555555 January 25, 2011
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Having a lay-in.

It means, to lay in bed.
Not necessarily sleeping, enjoying peace and quiet alone.
Whilst the husband gets up, sorts out dotty
Changes Flo's nappy.
Makes Louie and Olivia's breakfast.
And makes Heidi a cup of tea in bed.
Whilst he's keeping noise to a minimum watching motd.
Where's Heidi?

She's having a lay-in.
She'll be there until one of the kids screams or the dog jumps up and licks her face.
by Dirky D. May 19, 2018
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having a small one

If someone is having a problem or issue of any size or any kind this phrase can be applied.

Supremely versatile, from minor ‘situations’ like one can’t find ones lighter, to major ‘situations’ like ones girlfriend has left one...

Often most effective when applied to others when trivialising their problems or issues!
If you’re struggling to find your lighter - “I’m having a small one!”

If you see your friend buckle over in agony after stubbing his toe - “Are you having a small one?!”

If you see someone drop a tray of drinks - “she’s having a small one!!”

If someone crashes a car - “he’s having a small one..!”
by Muggotron 3000 March 22, 2020
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Having a BBQ

Means going to eat a snack in your kitchen, but you want to make yourself sound of a higher social status to your friends so you lie and say its a BBQ. Also similar to "I'm going to study" means you are really doing homework, but you try to sound smart to your friends.
"Hey foldr I can't play tarkov with you because Im Having a BBQ."
by BoferDeezNutz July 11, 2021
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