rum ham

A delicious baked ham... soaked with 90 proof rum. Made popular by Frank Reynolds on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

“This is ham soaked in rum. It is loaded in booze.” -Frank
“God dammit, Frank. Eating you drinks? … That is genius!” -Mac, regarding the rum ham

by DJ Asclepius September 23, 2011

Ham Banjo

Being of the vagina variety. Kind of like beef curtain but of a lighter colored pinkish color of labia. A ham banjo is played like a real banjo where the player flutters his fingers over the strings. If this maneuver has been performed correctly, this makes the girl cum violently.

I put my hand down her panties so I could play a little ham banjo if you know what I mean.

by Chas. Tilden April 6, 2008

gook ham

when an enormous buildup of feces inside a man's rectum puts so much pressure on the prostate that a bowel movement causes an ejaculation in mid-dump; the ejaculate clings to the large load and glistens while floating in the cool, toilet water.

Dustin said, "I beef whistled a gook ham in that bathroom back there."

by Sprant Burjong September 22, 2009

dangly ham

a womans vaginal lips

wow man she looks good enough to eat
yer man ill start with the dangly ham

by dangerousdan0698 December 27, 2007

Eat Ham

Eat Ham, also known as Ethan, is a quiet weirdo but once you get to know him he's even weirder. He's into BDSM but doesn't like to admit it. Ethan is well known for being a gum dealer and a nice person. His hobbies are looking out for yellow cars, eating, and putting toothpaste on eggplants. Eat Ham writes songs in his free time about his beloved friends, his most famous song, Midget Shit, is named after his amazing best friend. Overall a great friend who will always be there for you because he has nothing better to do :)

Person 1: Have you seen the new Dispicable Me movie?
Person 2: You mean the one starring Eat Ham?

by Anonymous 🐐 September 10, 2020

Ham Ring

The anus. The bunghole. The sphincter.

Rachel just got her ham ring bleached. It's pretty.

I'm going to fist his ham ring good tonight.

Better put on a condom before you bust her ham ring. She's had a few warts in the past.

by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2017

Ham in the valley

Ham in the valley is precisely when the erected penis(ham) is jammed into the vagina(the valley).

We finally put his ham in the valley last night!

by Pooo69 March 1, 2017