haggerty

verb.
-to consume food in an outrageously fast manner, such that you are in a food eating competition, without choking or vomitting

If your friend can eat a 6" sub in two bites, you might exclaim, "Man, you haggertied the shit outta that!"

When recounting last night's drunk fast food adventure, you notice that your friend's taco bell bag is empty before you pull away from the window, you could say to your friend, "Did you just haggerty your #3 AND #7?"

by shipoopiNH February 3, 2010

haggard neden

nasty raunchey dirty fish smellin neden

yo mariah pope has a haggard neden

by nunya busnass January 6, 2005

haggle

v. t.&i. To vigorously rub ones scrotum up and down or across the face of one's partner.

My chode was itchy so I gave her a good haggling.

by spaggler April 30, 2004

Haggard

a fat, ugly girl with a messed up face who is just rottenly unfortunate looking.

ohh god that chick is haggard.

by angie May 13, 2005

HAGGKLAGEHNONA

When You Go Crazy And You Have Heart Failure, Brain Damage, And A Heart Attack At The Same Time

I'VE GONE CRAZY HAGGKLAGEHNONA

by HAGGKLAGEHNONA December 20, 2018

bound-and-hagged

staying home on Friday or Saturday night

"after I move out of my parents' house, I'll never be bound-and-hagged again!"

by JohnnyLurg August 23, 2011

haggard

something that makes you feel like shit or think of feeling like shit, also something that sucks and something that makes you to shoot out puke like the exercist

woah that fat bitch's ass is out and you can see shit hanging out of her pants! thats fucking haggard dude! that bitch is haggard as hell!

by my nigga scar face July 26, 2006