Chocolate Go-Gurt

When a person with a penis is done with anal intercourse, the receiver squeezes whatever shit got down the urethra into their mouth, resembling a Chocolate Go-Gurt.
James: How did anal with Jessie go last night?
Joshua: It was great, but she had a chocolate go-gurt when she was done.
by SilliestTransgirl August 19, 2022
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Gurt

When a nasty women ejaculates, but it comes out of her anus. Essentially sharting during sex only it’s not just poop, it’s slimy and in a liquid state
Yeah bro I was giving Nadia back shots and I saw her butthole start to quiver. I knew she was about to Gurt but I didn’t care. Safe to say I spent the next hour in the shower getting all the Gurt off of me and I just threw my sheets away. But what can I say, gurters have the most fun!
by Gurt lover 56 April 21, 2024
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Gurt

When you’re walking around or whatever and squirt out a little more discharge than usual. Like one of those real wet days.
Girl 1: bro I’m gurting so much today

Girl 2: damn are you ovulating, that’s when I gurt the most

Girl 1: I must be, do you you have a pantyliner I can borrow?
by ifockedurmum February 13, 2025
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gurt

Wow... my asshole hurts this morning, I must be like gurt.
by gurty gurts friend February 16, 2024
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Gurting

Doing something very smart, but also very dangerous.

Gurt: Yo
Icl u gurting rn, ts pmo...
by Pibble April 22, 2025
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Bro-gurt

When your homie jerks you off into a condom, then eats is like a tube-yogurt.
Last night, I ate his bro-gurt.
by CursedThoughts February 3, 2023
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gurted

when AmeRespectJohnson touches you. #metoo
Ame gurted me. I'm a victim.

Did you hear the news. There's a new victim, they say he was gurted. He was just 12. They think the perpetrator is Ame-chan.
by ame victim #5 December 1, 2023
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