Italian guillotine

A sex act where one party holds their penis on a coffee table while the other covers their bare foot in marinara sauce and olive oil before stomping on it. A variant of "dick flattening."

"My girlfriend has gotten bored with our sex life, she wants to work food into it."
"Like she wants to pour chocolate sauce on each other?"
"No, like she wants to give me the ol' Italian Guillotine."
"That's a-spicy dick flattening!"

by BDYY June 5, 2022

Richard Gilmore

He's a man... enthusiastic at times but can also be very strict. He is referenced as a fun-loving, suburban white father who enjoys golfing and watching paint dry. Loving father by day, raging narcissist by night. His favorite color is brown. He works as a banker and often smuggles money to fund his underground drug ring. He sends what little money he has left to his accounts in the Caymen Islands. What a man, living his best life. Despite common beliefs, Richard is not rich- he in fact does not put the "rich" in Richard. All this to be said, he is quite the guy and we respect his efforts to better our society.

Money is missing from my safe deposit box... must be Richard Gilmore again.

by notrichardgilmore February 11, 2023

Sara Gilmore

A beautiful ginger female, whom has a son who is a burst of fire.

Did you hear that Sara Gilmore has the biggest glutes in the state?

by Taco bell master47 March 29, 2023

happy Gilmore

A golf rage quitter or has a running golf hit

He did a happy Gilmore

by yeetmeworld May 18, 2023

Tom Guilfoyle

Tom Guilfoyle.

Tom Guilfoyle.

by Debskelly1985 April 12, 2023

Standing Guillotine

Ahahahahahaha! That's hilarious because, yeah, he just loses immediately if that's allowed! Ha!

Hym "THAT. IS. HILARIOUS! Nate puts him in a standing guillotine at the end of the fight. Hahaha! Love it. I goota check the highlights quick I didn't know that was a thing that was happening tonight."

by Hym Iam August 6, 2023

Casey Guilfoyle

Goes by many names. Casey Tinfoil, KFC and Casuiiiii. No matter what name you assign him he will always have impeccable drip with his extra vest under his suit jacket and a gold pocket watch, truly the best dressed at our school. He also faced severe scrunity from his religion teacher when he proudly displayed a shotgun shell on his desk.

casey guilfoyle are you listening to green day

by CheeseTweeze September 8, 2023