asian guido

A single asian male between the ages of 18-35 who frequents the gym, 18+ bars, and your slutty ex-girlfriend's bed. He has biceps bigger than his head and doesn't lift legs because it makes his penis look smaller than it already is. His relationship with God is just as good as the one with his tattoo artist. Preferred drinks are saki bombs and seoul trains.

"Omg Hil, did you see that asian guido that works at the suishi restaurant down the street? He asked for my number before he asked if i wanted ginger and wasabi."

"Omg Karen, asian guidos are totally your type."

by vodkacupcakes December 14, 2013

guido frolic

A stupid type of dance, where guido's (mostly found in the new york area) jump around like maniac's moving their feet quickly, thinking that this will help them to get ass.

guido frolic


Hey what's wrong with David Luke is he drunk,
No, he's just doing his gay "guido frolic".

by Beta Beta Beta April 4, 2009

guimo

One or more persons, who belong to the trend called Guido who decide to start a pop-punk or emo band. They lack talent and are made fun of by a large group of people. The amount of gel used in their hair tends to make their guitar pics and drum sticks slide out of their hands.

Start-Up are the founders of Guimo, Homebase in Nutley

by Negrodamus Phil April 25, 2006

Guido

1. Originating from Italian culture. Guidos are those tools you see on Jersey Shore. Not all Italians are Guidos. and in fact there is a difference between the two. And thanks to Jersey Shore there are alot of wannabe Guidos all over the United States. All guidos are total fags and lazy pieces of shit.

2. Proof that whitetrash now comes in orange.

Fucken hell!!!! eveyone in my school is tryin to be a guido wannabe now, thanks to Jersey Shore!!!!!

by The one with the answer 69 July 8, 2011

Guido Cut

The haircut made famous by the douche bag bro Pauly-D from the show Jersey Shore.

Did you see Dave?
No, why?
He's totally rocking the Guido cut.

by Sean "The Shaft" August 1, 2011

gusion

Gusion is commonly known as character in the famous multiplayer game called Mobile Legends; but recently, Filipino teens made 'gusion' as a seemingly nonsensical humor. It goes on with any situations, say it anytime and Generation Z Filipino teens will automatically laugh.

Boy: "Hey, I like you."

Girl: "No I'm sorry, I don't find you attractive."

Boy: "Haha gusion"

by r4isins 4 breakf4st September 29, 2020

Guimo

The term used to describe a small, squeaky, hampster-like boy with a microscopic-sized penis that likes to f'donk other guys.

That guimo sure is gay. He just f'donked Dan.

by Mr.Peanut July 16, 2008