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After a lovely evening at Olive Garden (Red Lobster can be substituted if the wait is too long) politely ask your partner to participate in intercourse. Prior to ejaculation position the face of your said partner directly in front of your penis organ and release your seeds upon their face. Upon completion of said action reach down with your dominant hand and grab a handful of your partners pubes and throw them on your partners face. At this point run to a public place so all can see the gorilla chasing you.
Tate - "Yea, they have unlimited breadsticks and salad."

William Madison III - "I know, I really like the balsamic vinegrette."

Tate - "I'm on the fence about it, it's a bit peppery"

William Madison III - "How did the rest of the evening turn out"

Tate - "Following dinner I ended up at Mervyn's being chased by a gorilla mask."

William Madison III - "The fitting rooms there have horrible lighting."
by kylerbev November 19, 2007
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Gorilla Fist

An incredibly harsh, violent, non-rhythmic hand-job.Motion should give the impression of primates in the jungle or at the zoo. Also known as a "2001" in reference to the opening scene in the movie.
" Oh man, I got so wasted last night I let this Fugly give me a Gorilla fist behind the bar! I can barely walk today...."
by Adam Basich April 14, 2008
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gorilla in the mist

Taking a shit in someone shower and turning the shower on hot to add a misty effect.
I wanted to do something fucked up to Colin the other night. I almost upperdecked him, but instead decided to leave him a gorilla in the mist.
by Mcgirt June 22, 2008
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Gorilla Bitch Tits

When a woman has huge breast's and gravity has taken it's toll to the point where they hang down to their feet.
Tom - OMG Hope what happened to your knees?! Oh wait those are your Gorilla Bitch Tits!
by DJ Twiztid May 22, 2006
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Gorilla

From West Indies. A gorilla, also known as Cattle, is an extra fat woman, who loves food, is fat all over, but pays extra attention to her toes with nice nail polish.
What a lard ass gorilla! cattle with nice toes.
by CattlesRgr8 July 19, 2017
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Silver Back Gorilla

When you expload on a chicks backside(cum on her back) you rub it all around and smear it on her face.
"Hey Matthew will u give me a Silver Back Gorilla tonight, hell yea baby you now i will.
by Spanky57 August 17, 2006
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Gorilla Bear

A hairy person who looks like a mixture between a gorilla, and a bear. Often moody, and bitchy.
Man, That gorilla bear stole my lunch again!

Who?

Amie! She gets mad at everything. She's a fuckin' gorilla bear.
by donotello September 14, 2005
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