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gliberal

Superficially, shallowly, or falsely liberal.
There is no Liberal Media; rather, it's the Gliberal Media.
by Vlad the Impaler June 13, 2007
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GLIBERTARIAN

(Sometimes "Glibbertarian") From GLIB + libERTARIAN. A well-off or self-made individual who offers easy nostrums for complicated social and economic problems, usually centered around such premises as "A government program never helped anyone," or "Government is the cause of, not the answer to, America's problems."

A glibertarian response is frequently preceded by "Oh, just let this happen" or "Oh, all we need to do is . . . " Sometimes these statements elucidate libertarian principles, if a bit superficially, but more often invoke knee-jerk responses that offer snappy, painless solutions from anything but government.
"We have to get manufacturing back into this country."

"Oh, just let the magic of the market take care of that."

"What are we to do about illegal immigration?"

"Oh, all we need to do is get these folks onto a market-driven salary and off all these government programs like public schools and health care."

sarcastically: "Where on earth did you get all these wonderful solutions?"

"Oh, I'm a self-made man."

Original speaker sotto voce "A Glibertarian worships his own maker."
by al-in-chgo March 18, 2011
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global suicide

Destruction of all living things in order to end suffering. See negative utilitarianism.
People will realise life is futile and eventually global suicide will be agreed upon.
by Humankind May 26, 2005
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Globglogabgalab

I am the globglogabgalab, the shwubble dubble blibba biooba bob, im full of shwimber klingerstein, i am the YEETst of thought and mind
"I am the globglogabgalab, the shwubble dubble blibba biooba bob, im full of shwimber klingerstein, i am the YEETst of thought and mind" said the globglogabgalab
by ItsJayJack August 18, 2018
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globglogabgalab

A character from a scene in the film strawinsky. Pronunciation: Globb-glow-gobb-guh-lobb
I'm the globglogabgalab and I love books. This basement is a true treasure trove.
by GD Ambience May 16, 2018
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Global warming

When you say global warming somebody says "But its cold in the winter"
Look up the average temperature in the winter, fucking jackass
What do you mean global warming? Its cold in the winter!

Not as cold as last year, damned retard. What kind of faggot doesn't even look it up?
by Negroratory mammal September 27, 2019
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Globicide

Globe-i-cide or Globe-uh-syde.
"Cide" is the Latin word for "killer" or "the act of killing".

1. To commit globicide, is to take out an entire planet/world/globe, rather than one person (homicide), or yourself (suicide).

2. The company at which Bob Oblong works in the show The Oblongs.
The War On Terror is going to result in globicide. The end.
by Mercedes Lease. December 9, 2008
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