Glen

A tall lanky creepy type dude who brags about his insane gooning streak over anime. He's the type of person to eat a vat of lard and still ask for more afterwards. They typically associate their large appetite with their anime idols, such as Hatsune Miku and Goku. He also creeps out the huzz on a regular basis, and doesn't know how carbonation works in a pepsi bottle.

Tohnny Mateo: Hey Micehael, did you hear about Glen scaring off the huzz with his hentai that one time?

Micheal: Yes Tohnny Mateo, Glen really freaked those huzz out

by GlenHasNoRizz October 23, 2025

Crystal glen

Crystal Glen is when a man lets his cum harden on a woman's chest after morning sex leaving crystals of seman

Man I gave my girl a good Crystal Glen this morning she has no appreciation of the things I do for her.

by TroubledMD December 11, 2024

Glenning

When a TV show or movie makes you believe a character is dead, but later reveals they are not

"Darryl got shot!" "Nevermind, they were just Glenning us"

by SpudTheSpartan July 5, 2016

glen miller

Penis

I do like some Glen Miller

by 420Anonymoose69 September 26, 2023

Glenned

To dupe someone into unknowingly view the Get Glenned photo.

"God damnit I just got glenned".

by Colton Swanson is a Faggot June 28, 2021

Glen

A rude, cold hearted, hard headed individual. They will do anything to make themselves look better. They don't care about anyone besides themselves.

Woman 1: Geez glen is such a ####.
Woman 2: I agree.

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Glen Ringer

A term used to describe when you have to scrape the absolute bottom of the barrel to make up the numbers for your Thursday night kick about!

Things you do not love to see...

Lads we've only got 6 lads up for it so we need to get in a couple of Glen Ringer's

Shocking!

by Glen Ringer May 6, 2021