garden

a herd of school buses

Get over into the right lane, there's a garden of school buses in front of us picking up students from the art museum.

by smooothbread May 23, 2018

Garden-Vore

When you shit out humans in your back yard

damn dude ive been feeling gross because of my garden-vore fetish

by ItsNilin March 7, 2018

Turd Garden Haircut

Turd Garden Haircut

Kodak Black is sportin’ a fresh “Turd Garden Haircut.”

by Solzhenitsyn December 30, 2021

Rake my garden

When someone uses a common dinner fork to pick pubic lice (Crabs) out of their partners pubic hair.

Phil: Hey can you rake my garden for me?

Cal: No but heres a fork you can do it yourself

by John Q. Pubic May 6, 2006

Grandma's Rose Garden

An old lady's bung hole aka ballon knot.

Where's grandpa?

Not sure. He said he was going to tend to Grandma's Rose Garden.

I'm going to throw up.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017

Watering the Garden

When you cum in someone's pubes after sex

"Yeah I was watering the garden with your mom last night"

by Ben Dover Your Mother February 4, 2020

Eve ain't in your garden

You're gay

"Cocaine and drinkin' with your friends
You live in the dark, boy, I cannot pretend
I'm not fazed, only here to sin
If Eve ain't in your garden, you know that you can

Call me when you want, call me when you need
Call me in the morning, I'll be on the way

Call me out by your name, I'll be on the way"

- Lil Nas X

by UnlimitedCringe April 6, 2021