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Goldschlager

Strong drink that tastes like big red and has real gold flakes inside. Drinking a lot tends to give you diarhea the morning after and causes you to wet myself.
by jerryblank May 17, 2005
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I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods

the way an athiest or non-believer can express with utmost certainty that they are telling some-one the truth (as far as they know it to be).
"I swear to Darwin on a stack of Gods, Kirk Cameron is a Dumb Dick !!!"

"I didn't drink the last beers in the fridge.....I swear to Darwin on a Stack of Gods."
by scurvyseapup2 December 3, 2009
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Godsmack

Something that comes back to bite you in the ass. Karma if you will - like God has smacked you in the face with the very thing you fear, condemn, abuse or have been avoiding.
A womanizer has gotten a women pregnant and she's having a daughter. A godsmackthat he will have to forever live with - and keep guys like him away from his daughter.

A racist parent has son or daughter that marries and/or has a child with a person outside of their race. A godsmackthat they will have to accept in order to keep the peace with their child.

A person who is afraid of flying finally decides to go on a plane and dies in a plane crash. Fatal godsmack.
by RaCk75 March 30, 2009
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godsgirls

Hot woman of legal age that are part of an ellite group of the "alt" internet softcore porn industry. They are also known to reak of awesome
Kate and Melonie are Godsgirls and show their boobies and tatood bodies on the internet.
by kyleofGG July 10, 2007
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water polo gods

Gods that all water polo players worship when in trouble at games. This is a substitution for god if you aren't catholic.

tes- God that all set players worship if they are put in headlock, or about to get dunked.

eilaog- God that all goalies worship when getting scored on

sreylap dleif- God that all field players worship when they can't stick with their man or keep up with him.

hcneb on- God that all players on the bench worship when their team is loosing or in trouble

hunu hokku- God that the coach worships or prays too every night if their team sucks.
We were down by 4 at our water polo game when I was playing feild so I prayed to the water polo gods, sreylap dleif, and we ended up scoring 5 more goals by 3rd quarter

hunu hokku, my team sucks. please make them better.
by lawltacos November 14, 2010
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godsmisfit

Cooler than eGod.
"Godsmisfit" is cooler than eGod.
by eGod November 9, 2003
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Goodsona

A oc based of the two characters named good and bad. Good and bad come from eobject cringe and they were once featured in the 16th episode
Look at my new goodsona!
by Super glue June 30, 2018
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