"First of May, First of May!
Outdoor fuckin' starts today!
So bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay..."
-Jonathan Coulton
Outdoor fuckin' starts today!
So bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay..."
-Jonathan Coulton
by Gryphon09 May 13, 2007
Get the First of May mug.A statement made by someone about another's mental state based on little or no knowledge in psychology.
This phrase was originally derived because of the fact that most first year university or college students have a course in psychology.
This phrase was originally derived because of the fact that most first year university or college students have a course in psychology.
"I can tell he misses his parents, but he can't take anything seriously so he thinks everything is a joke"
"Is that your first year psych theory?"
"Is that your first year psych theory?"
by Matt Michaels December 24, 2007
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Furst
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• Fürst Pückler
• furstalk
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• furstenwurth
• furstig
• furstosto
• furstrated
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Jerking off or masturbating without achieving orgasm leaving intense frustration.
or
adjective for something you nearly achieved, but failed at.
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adjective for something you nearly achieved, but failed at.
Example 1 - My girlfriend was giving me a great handjob last night, until the phone rang and she stopped to answer it. I was so frusterbated.
Example 2 - Man I am so frusterbated, I was halfway through and realized I was late for work and had to stop to get ready.
Example 3 - I was on the last level of that game and the computer crashed on the final scene. So frusterbating!
Example 2 - Man I am so frusterbated, I was halfway through and realized I was late for work and had to stop to get ready.
Example 3 - I was on the last level of that game and the computer crashed on the final scene. So frusterbating!
by twiggiwig July 22, 2009
Get the Frusterbated mug.1. The 11-car crash on the highway was very frusteresting to pass by on my way to work. I liked the carnage, but then I was late.
2. The sight of her thong as she bent over was frusteresting. I enjoyed the image, but I also happened to be wearing sweatpants. Shit!
2. The sight of her thong as she bent over was frusteresting. I enjoyed the image, but I also happened to be wearing sweatpants. Shit!
by freakingluckymagictruth January 19, 2010
Get the frusteresting mug.The theory that any combination of the first three albums by a band have higher ratings than albums four and higher. Basically, albums one through three are all better than any album released after the thid album.
Only full length albums apply.
Abbreiviated FTA Theory.
Only full length albums apply.
Abbreiviated FTA Theory.
by Domocunt February 4, 2010
Get the First Three Albums Theory mug.1. The act of talking incessantly about ideas, situations, or circumstances without knowing the information of the subject involved.
2. babbling incoherently in a manor often offensive.
3. Other uses and/or spellings: To FARST, FARSTED, FARST.
2. babbling incoherently in a manor often offensive.
3. Other uses and/or spellings: To FARST, FARSTED, FARST.
1. He was FARSTING about football, though he has never played or watched a game.
2. The drunk in the bar is FARSTING, talking a lot, but saying little to nothing at all.
2. The drunk in the bar is FARSTING, talking a lot, but saying little to nothing at all.
by Dr. Anthoney Horse April 4, 2010
Get the Farsting mug.A "firstnamer" (n.) is one who refers to an unknown, non-present party using only their first name whilst fully aware that those with whom he is presently speaking have no friggen idea who the other person is.
"Firstnaming" (v) is achieved by intentionally omitting key descriptors that generally precede an unknown person's name, such as, "my friend" or "this girl I work with". Such descriptors are a courteous way to avoid alienating the present party by acknowledging their lack of familiarity with the unknown person.
"Firstnaming" is occasionally committed by mistake, but more often is used as a conversational trick to create the illusion of great social reach and likability. This is generally the result of a strong desire for acceptance.
The act of "firstnaming" is frowned upon in many cultures for 1) adding layers of useless information, tension and complexity to an otherwise normal conversation, 2) being a cheesy way to invite discussion, 3) displaying a lack of security in the strength of one's personal relationships at the expense of other peoples time and energy.
"Firstnaming" (v) is achieved by intentionally omitting key descriptors that generally precede an unknown person's name, such as, "my friend" or "this girl I work with". Such descriptors are a courteous way to avoid alienating the present party by acknowledging their lack of familiarity with the unknown person.
"Firstnaming" is occasionally committed by mistake, but more often is used as a conversational trick to create the illusion of great social reach and likability. This is generally the result of a strong desire for acceptance.
The act of "firstnaming" is frowned upon in many cultures for 1) adding layers of useless information, tension and complexity to an otherwise normal conversation, 2) being a cheesy way to invite discussion, 3) displaying a lack of security in the strength of one's personal relationships at the expense of other peoples time and energy.
"...and then Steve was all like, dude you are the man for chugging that beer, and I was like, Yeah Steve you're so crazy man. Steve is so weird sometimes, you know?"
"I don't have any friends named Steve and don't know who the fuck you are talking about, man."
"Oh. Well, Steve's a buddy from work. You don't know him I guess."
"Yeah, you guessed right you fucking firstnamer. Get the fuck out of my face."
"I don't have any friends named Steve and don't know who the fuck you are talking about, man."
"Oh. Well, Steve's a buddy from work. You don't know him I guess."
"Yeah, you guessed right you fucking firstnamer. Get the fuck out of my face."
by rthomas22 June 10, 2010
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