Funky Funk

where you are doing a silly man moment or retard vibes and your bones start to rattle. you lose control and the funky funk takes over. you are the funky funk. i am the funky funk. we are the funky funk. first it starts with ur head dancing along. and then it takes over. he has consumed u. u are no more funky funk is here to stay.

Me: OH SHIT OH FUCK HELP HELP!
friend: Bro whats up chill
Me: FUNKY FUNK!
Friend: what are u saying *steps closer*
Me: FUNKY FUNK HAS TAKEN OVER
*friend gets consumed by funky funk*

by Smethin November 19, 2019

funky mess

a description of a: situation, circustance, person, place, thing, that is inproperly conceived or executed. Typically some that has a "poor taste" quality about it.

Example: That girls hair is a funky mess. Description: a woman's hairstyle has been died many colors with perhaps pincurls in the back and a finger wave in the front.

by adrianne young September 29, 2006

funky scrumpin

Sexual relations; the act of having sexual relations

"Ain't no funky scrumpin up in here"
-Snoop Dogg

by Carter May 7, 2005

Funky Boots

Slang forweed

The Tripod had a great time with them funky boots.

by Tripod por Vida January 16, 2009

Funky-D

This is a shit band that made one single called 'Sex Me Or Die' and it hit number 350 in the charts. It still remains, here today in 2003, next to other shite bands like Eiffel 65 and Busted.

Funky-D are shit

by Funky-D are shit November 29, 2003

Funky Munch

Free sex. Often without expecting it. Not rape.

Don't ever stare at the place a man zips. He'll think you're offering a funky munch.

by pinkiepyro December 13, 2012

funky chicken

Fighting sleep to the point where you can't keep your head up, then snapping your head back up to remain awake.

Max was up all night studying, and was doing the funky chicken during class the next day.

by mrshill1962 May 25, 2006