Fudging Custard

A sweet alternative to F**king B**tard

You are such a Fudging Custard!

by Pinky💖 June 30, 2017

fudge nuggets

another word of “frick” or “fuck”

oh fudge nuggets i left my sunglasses on the counter at home

by i love dogs.com June 10, 2019

fudge mallet

The act of defecating into a sock and utilising said tool as a weapon.

Sweet mother of Jesus, Sally totally gave me the fudge mallet last night!

by Bawbag Johnson June 12, 2018

Fudge-knuckler

Common terminology for one who engages regularly in the act of fisting. May be used descriptively, or abusively at your own discretion. It is generally frowned upon, if assumed as a title.

Cad-flangin' dangle-hoppler! That sombanitch Carl is a damn fudge-knuckler! I figured him straight and narrow, but I guess he likes to play out back.

by STEFE November 28, 2010

Fudge Mouth

The fecal ring left around the mouth of the recipient of a fudge missile.

Chelsea had fudge mouth after waking up from a night of drinking.

by DL6996 April 28, 2012

fudge snake

Human feces

Off. I just stepped on a hobo’s fudge snake.

by Pimplash August 01, 2023

Nipple Fudge

The fudge coloured prenatal ooze that slowly ermerges from a woman's nipples before regular milklactation starts.

John said, "oh Mary look, u have a bit of nipple fudge on the left one today."

by Sas_quatch November 14, 2015