frozen jaunita

It is the act of freezing your poop, and then using it as a sex toy

Hold on baby, let me get the frozen jaunita out of the fridge.

by Sean Meacham May 13, 2008

Frozen Eddie

When you and your friends jack off all over your friends windshield in the dead of winter and it freezes so the reciever has to chisel stiff with his ice scraper.

We gave Susie a frozen Eddie last night when she was at work.

by TF 1976 September 19, 2019

Frozen mocha

When you stick a ice cude in a girls ass and she shits out

Kevin took a barista on a date that gave him a frozen mocha. Later that might he gave her one

by Dirtydjango November 02, 2018

Frozen Snapper

Icing down a girls pussy with an ice pack until it is numb, and then fucking it.

Friend: Bro, did you take that girl from the club home last night?

Other Friend: Yeah man, and she let me give her the frozen snapper!

by BBreezy716 October 16, 2014

frozen forty

A frozen forty is when you put 4 rolls of quarters ($40 dollars worth) in a kitchen glove and then put it in the freezer until cold. It is then used as a sex toy.

I sex with a hooker and used a frozen forty on her. I told her to keep the change.

by Von Dirty September 30, 2013

Frozen-Nonna

Adj.

-One who moves as though they were an elderly woman who was frozen.
-Describes a person who moves extremely slowly.

I can't believe we actually hired that frozen-nonna!

I thought I told you to shave those sideburns you frozen-nonna!

by Chrischeetos June 13, 2010

frozen sandpaper

take a doughnut break. It is no use trying to work with Frozen sandpaper.

like trying to have sex on a beach when it's frozen....just doesn't work. It's like frozen sandpaper-doesn't work!

by frozenguru January 27, 2011