frozen carl

Take a shit. Place the log in the freezer. Once frozen, take it out and proceed to fuck her with it.

I did my girl good with a frozen carl.

by BigRed1 November 24, 2013

frozen dick's chance in hell

no way, slim chance, not happening

There is no frozen dick's chance in hell that those two are getting married.

by HERNONYMOUS May 9, 2020

fresh frozen

Its like when the food is called fresh but like Gordon be like nah its not its frozen

Almost every food on Kitchen nightmares: Fresh Frozen

by iispendtomuchtxmeonnetflix September 30, 2020

frozen dick

A penis that won’t shrink back to normal size after an erection

You still have that boner? You have a frozen dick!

by Minecraft1238 February 12, 2019

frozen shoulder

The next step up from a cold shoulder, to totally and entirelly blow someone off.

I tried talking to her but she gave me the frozen shoulder.
On the drive home he gave me the frozen shoulder because i wouldn't buy him ice cream.

by Oscairo January 11, 2009

froned

Afro-owned.

DAMN, That nigga just got froned!

by jordanleeeeeeeee February 9, 2009

Frozen Eddie

The act of freezing fecal matter and inserting it in someones anus whilst they sleep.

Ross: Ouch man, I woke up with such a sore ass today!
Danny: Your mom probably gave you a Frozen Eddie.
Ross: Man she's such a douche!

by Daniel Lawless November 15, 2006