freedom fries

What Bush wants to call French fries now because the French don't agree with his idiotic ways.

Nevermind that French fries were created in Belgium

by Anti-Bush June 10, 2003

Religious freedom

A bullshit excuse used by conservatives and the religious right to justify using their beliefs as weapons to preach against others who don't believe in what they do. They claim that their right to speech (hate and discriminate) against anything they find immoral or against their ideology should be protected and legalizing something like abortion or same-sex marriage would infringe on their rights and hurt their "religious freedom" (to hate).

Tom: So how's everything going?
Mike: Pretty damn good. I'm very happy.
Tom: Niiice.
Mike: Yeah, Scott and I have been together for almost 6 years now and it's been amazing. I love him.
Tom: ...
Mike: I think I'm going to ask him to marry me.
Tom: WTF? That's fucking gay!
Mike: ...Well, we are gay...
Tom: That's so wrong and nasty. I'm offended. God hates that gay shit, and it's my religious freedom to not put up with your sin.
Mike: ...I'm sorry you feel that way. We're not going to marry in a church. The county is going to marry us.
Tom: Fuck that. That's wrong and I don't agree. Don't forget to send me an invite, faggot. I'm going to be there with my posse to protest that shit. I'm a christian and you can't force that gay shit on me.

by dammitdexter May 3, 2009

Freedom Units

A jingoistic way of describing Imperial Units of Measurement. As Imperial units are used by the USA, Myanmar and Liberia, American's have jokingly decided that it's 'Freedom' to use the outdated system. (As opposed to metric)

Nah, using metric is toodifficult. Why have have everything divided into ten when you can use Freedom Units? 12 inches to a foot, 3 feet to a yard, 22 yards to a chain, 10 chains to a furlong, 8 furlongs to a mile and 3 miles to a league. See, perfect makes sense.

by KittenJuggler May 20, 2019

freedom fries

The worst idea for making the people of the U.S. look patriotic ever.

Why would George W. Bushwah get the idea that French fries were actually named after the French anyway, which is beside the fact that there are many people in the U.S. that have French heritage.

by Light Joker June 25, 2004

Freddied

to get Freddied is to enter a state of pure delight, ecstasy, and twitterpation through the use/abuse of alcohol.

I went out drinking last night, got Freddied, and held hands and tried to make-out with every cute girl I saw.

by Gingrich April 9, 2008

Rimmer Freddette

When a person with an unusually long tongue licks/penetrates another persons butthole without their lips touching the anus. In theory its a long rage rim job.

I was watching the BYU game while Gene Simmons gave me a Rimmer Freddette

by Rim Jim Salibim October 14, 2011

freddy mercury

One of the greatest rock legends of the 20th century. Of course, the homophobes will just bitch about him being gay. Funny how the first thing they notice is how someone is gay, most people don't look. maybe they're looking for others in the closet.

Buddy you’re a boy make a big noise

Playin’ in the street gonna be a big man some day

You got mud on yo’ face

You big disgrace

Kickin’ your can all over the place

WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU

WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU

Buddy you’re a young man hard man

Shoutin’ in the street gonna take on the world some day

You got blood on yo’ face

You big disgrace

Wavin’ your banner all over the place

by Gumba Gumba March 17, 2004