Donut Play

The sexual act of a woman eating a donut while around a man's erect penis. While she is gorging on the donut the man is to berate her with insults regarding her weight and overall pig like attributes.

MAN1: The Krispy Kreme donuts were perfect for donut play my dude guy.
MAN2: You got that fat pig like bitch Samantha to eat from your cock bro?
MAN1: Yeah!

by DonutPlayers December 12, 2020

Ground Donut

A donut you find on the ground

Hey bro, check out that ground Donut.

by BatAIDS_STL November 10, 2019

Donut Conference

Two law enforcement vehicles, usually city or county cops, sitting side by side drivers side doors next to each other with there windows down. Officers exchanging either gossip and donuts or just donuts.

Passenger: Slow down, there's a donut conference in that parking lot up ahead.

Speeding driver: Cool, Thanks I was doing about 20 over.

by Rjhyardbug2 February 11, 2012

dirt donut

Another name for a sphincter, aka balloon knot, chocolate starfish. Particularly one that needs bleaching.

Corey knew it was going to be a good day when Barry bent over in the shower and showed him his dirt donut.

by Tbonepgh March 29, 2018

Donut Sex

When your horny but you are a fat fuck and only have a donut.

What the fuck, Dennis, why the fuck are you having donut sex in the living room!

by pp69pp December 11, 2020

donut welcome

When a woman will squat over your face letting the loads of jism from her other boyfriends drip into your upturned face.

Ben got a big donut welcome after coming home early one day and surprising his wife.

by TheBeast691 December 9, 2008

Aces and Donuts

A way to describe a situation that is positive, likable, or going well.

1) Once we're done with this project everything will be aces and donuts.
2) I'm goin' to the bar alone, but it's all aces and donuts.

by Lord Thaddius June 22, 2018