by Watcher January 07, 2019
A brand or private company that claims that they support political issues relating to civil rights or social justice, but mainly out of cynical reasons such as to spark controversy or increase their media coverage, popularity, and profit.
The term was popularized by the youtuber Hbomberguy in his video titled "WOKE BRANDS".
The term was popularized by the youtuber Hbomberguy in his video titled "WOKE BRANDS".
"Amazon said on Twitter that they support Black Lives Matter and condemn police brutality. This is the same company that sold surveillance technology to the US-government just one year earlier. Real fucking woke brand right there."
by Rad Goon June 05, 2020
A woman who is sexually turned-out by another woman, then leaves her man to be with that woman.
Originator: Feloni
Originator: Feloni
Yo chick is brand new if she hangs in titty-bars
Yo chick is brand new is she likes menojois toi
Yo chick is brand new if she likes to wear yo drawls
Yo chick is brand new if she leaves you fo a broad
Yo chick is brand new is she likes menojois toi
Yo chick is brand new if she likes to wear yo drawls
Yo chick is brand new if she leaves you fo a broad
by Feloni June 11, 2005
1. A band that proves that if you take a bunch of shit and throw it together, there are always people to love it. They gained popularity quickly when it became trendy to listen to shitty music that nobody cares about. Considered great songwriters by teenage girls everywhere thanks to pseudo "musicians" prasing them (they suck).
2. The reason for the fall of the Roman Empire
3. Music that traveled though time to cause the extinction of the dinosaurs.
4. A sound so terrible that all of the Justice League, The Avengers, and the Fellowship of the Ring would commit suicide if forced to do battle against it.
2. The reason for the fall of the Roman Empire
3. Music that traveled though time to cause the extinction of the dinosaurs.
4. A sound so terrible that all of the Justice League, The Avengers, and the Fellowship of the Ring would commit suicide if forced to do battle against it.
Person A: "Who is the shittiest band ever?"
Person B: "Well that would have to be Brand New."
"Today I discovered the cure for cancer, but I heard a song by Brand New and I realize that the human race is no longer worth it."
Person B: "Well that would have to be Brand New."
"Today I discovered the cure for cancer, but I heard a song by Brand New and I realize that the human race is no longer worth it."
by Philip Fenix March 04, 2010
by 'ol dad May 08, 2010
a band considered unique by those who don't know shit about music & love their ClearChannel radio stations + MTV.
by robot April 14, 2004
the mark of the multi colored swat team, so you know where they have struck, for their sign instils fear into pink cookies everywhere,
also known as a mushroom stamp
also known as a mushroom stamp
person1 "MOM, my goddam brother fire branded me again"
Person2 "No he didn't, he did it to himself"
Mom: Argh, fuck you
Person2 "No he didn't, he did it to himself"
Mom: Argh, fuck you
by martay February 21, 2003