pastrami flaps

The term used to describe a woman's labia where the outer lips are very dark - nearing purple / black while the inner lips are bright pink. Thus looking just like a slice of Pastrami.

The old bitch had the worst pastrami flaps I've every seen!

by NoFussRuss June 23, 2006

Cunt Flaps

A curse, akin to 'oh balls', to denote disdain with an event or action.

"Cunt flaps, I've forgotten my keys"

Upon stubbing toe "Cunt Flaps!" expressed in anger.

by EllieJayne84 July 7, 2011

butt flaps

when a skanky girl takes way to many cocks into her ass her ass becomes flappy there for givin her some butt flaps

Whoa yo that sluts butt flaps are hanging clear to her feet.

by Insert It July 12, 2006

PISS FLAPS

The feminine way of directing urine toward the bowl.

She sat, and her piss flaps chattered

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

piss flaps

Old saggy vadge lips or abnormally huge labia majoras; mythical cunt lips on women of loose morals. Piss Lips are what most busted old whores end up with in the putird old age of 60 and up...

Your mothers piss flaps are a dark black on the outer edges, blending into a dark brown going in and finally a rashy-pink at her sad dry entrance.

She needs to stop pissing in the river, her piss flaps will catch parsitic cheese!

by Blu Finger April 6, 2008

Happy Flaps

A bikini burger, a vertical bacon sandwich

I tell you, she was so up for a porking her happy flaps were dripping with fanny batter, opened up like a wizard's sleeve revealing a gash as smooth and slick as an inside-out dolphin!

by Fanal Gourmand March 18, 2004

flaps

affectionate name given to a close friend, particularly used for storing said friend in your mobile phone book.

derived from the fact your heart flaps or flutters when you see you have a message from them.
may be preceded or followed by an X showing extra love or sexual desire

louisa: "whats your new number anny?"
anny: "306771"
louisa: "thanks poppet, ill save it as xxAnnyFlapsxx"
anny: "sweet"

by aflapsX August 17, 2011