scramble flesh

Term from the early 1990's, when one watches a pornographic cable channel which is "scrambled". Often times this means the sound is perfect, but the vertical hold, and color fluctuates rapidly.
My mom walked in on me masturbating to scramble flesh.

On Saturday? I just stayed home and watched scramble flesh.
by octavius March 10, 2004
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Flesh Baguette

The slang term for a French man's penis
Pierre: oh oui oui suck my flesh baguette girl.
by Mr.Diddler March 08, 2019
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flesh muzzle

The insertion of one's penis into another's mouth to shut them the fuck up.
If she doesn't shut the fuck up I'm about to give her a flesh muzzle.
by donkey13 March 02, 2015
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flesh snorkle

a big ass nose so fucking big you use it to breath underwater.
"damn george, you have a fucking flesh snorkle!" "no i don't :("
by 242424242424242424oz July 17, 2021
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flesh burrito

The only burrito you have had today is a flesh burrito from farmer John's pants.
by Farmer J May 04, 2020
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flesh pants

A term used to describe when someone is naked from the waist down.
Bob: "Hey Bill, put some pants on!"
Bill: "I've got pants on."
Bob: "Really? Then those are the ugliest pair of flesh pants I've ever seen."
by danglyballzjohn April 01, 2018
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flesh lapels

Bulbous Labiae; large vagina lips resembling the lapels on a man's sportcoat
I took this girl home last night, took her trousers off and BAM! I could have made a sandwich out of her Flesh Lapels! There were snail tracks on my floor when she walked out; her pussy dragged on the floor those things were so big!
by joeydnewyork November 26, 2014
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